okay, first off, ill have a part two to show the screen shots of some of these. some of these are from texts with my bfs, exs, crushes, or friends. no idea. thats why there will be an explanation in brackets next to it.
(1) "uhh.. no. i think i scraped my knee falling for you."
[that one has its backstory. i was watching trollhunters. Douxie exists- the age apropriate one were all obsessed with. it was the scene where he asked the two girls is they were ok. my mind immediantly spat out "no!! im pretty sure i scraped my knee falling for you~"]
(2) "huh... even tho its the middle of the night, its still pretty bright out" ,,, "huh? how come?" ,,, "because youre my sunshine. when youre around, its never dark"
[personally used that one on my ex, he was very flusterd 😂💀]
(3) "dream good shit" ,,, "itll be good if youre in it"
[Me and my crush were messaging for like, 3 hours and he decided he wanted to go to bed. I said goodnight, and that followed^^😂]
(4) "oh, ima start calling you ** now.",,,"I mean you can call me whatever you want.",,,"you said I could call you whatever I want... Sooooo, does that mean I could call you mine?"
[I was speaking to my crush. I came up with a different nickname for him. Contrary to what you believe, I didn't actually say that. It would've been too risky💀 my mind thought of it immediately tho😂 if I said that, I probably could've scored him right on the spot tho😭]
no, this isnt it. i just need to think of more. this is it for now.
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