Hello, my name is Linky Pinky Bing Bong. I suffer from a rare disease that takes over my entire life. That is Bingbongjoebironcontiosis. This is basically where all my words are "bing bong". I have a pretty hard life, well being that all my words are bing bong and no one can understand me. Well, there is one person that can understand me.
Her name is Savantha. She is my best friend. She can comprehend everything I say because her cousin actually has the same disorder. She is absolutely the greatest, but I would never let her know. We have been friends for a long time now but before, everyone would make fun of me.
Everyone would call me names, mocking me. They would say things like, "JOE BIRON" and other things. Even my own English teacher punched me in the face because I said bing bong as an answer and apparently it "wasn't right". It's not that it wasn't right, it's just that's the only thing I can say.
I never thought that I would find love but, one day I met this guy who actually wanted to help me. And this is where it all started.
A/N: SO LILY WILL I GET MY PHOTO CARD NOW????
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