Ashley - " I FOUND JESUS"
Me - "JESUS IS IN MY HAND"
Sydni - *throws a cross charm at me* "MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COPMEL YOU"
Thomas - "no you can NOT ride my dick I mean penny board"
Thomas - *messes up* "oh fuck me"
Me - "I will"
Ashley & Thomas - "o"
Amberlyn - "wanna be my dealer? *wiggles eyebrows*
Me - "suurre"
Jess - "heck you could have sex with my boyfriend and get aids or get pregnant and I would still be here supporting you all the way"
Me - "whaleshit......I CALL WHALESHIT"
Ashleigh - "I saved my ass for you, but nooo you go and leave like you don't give a flying fuck"
Me - *casually asks* "hey Ryan did you do the back yet"
Ryan - "WHAT?!?!? THERE IS A FUCKING BACK?!?" Whale I'm fucked"
Jasmine - "can I lick your ass- I- I mean your Dick- I mean....."
Thomas - "oh suuurree🌚"
Amberlyn - "I'm horny"
Me - " did someone call for a *takes off shirt* STRIPPER!!?!!"
