BFU: Easily Offended Friends

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*all eating pizza*

Florida- Man! this sandwich is so goooooood! I'm so glad we came here!

Alabama- I know the food's always good here! and its grade value too!

Florida- Yeah it is!

Mississippi- man. You guys are always so positive! It's really great! I know some people that are negative. and they can't see anything good in anything and people like that are just not very pleasant to be around

Ipad- yea

Georgia- You guys, I'm right here.

*everyone in silent.* *and also Alabama and Mississippi are holding hands but when Georgia said that they actually broke up with the holding hands 🤣🤣🤣*

All-............................................

Mississippi- What?

Georgia- I SAID I'M RIGHT HERE! You guys are talking about me like I'm not here but I am, and I don't like what your saying about me.

Ipad- Georgia, I don't think she was referring to you.

Georgia- SO HOW COULD SHE NOT BE! YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE SANDWHICHES AND LOVE BEING NEGATIVE.

Ipad-... I don't know you hated sandwhiches!

Georgia- WHY DO YOU THINK I'M EATING SOUP IPAD! IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED DIGREES OUTSIDE!

Ipad-.... Guess that makes sense.

Mississippi- Look, Georgia, I wasn't referring to you. Really!

Georgia-... Promise?

Mississippi- I promise!

Georgia- *sigh* I'm sorry guys I just got out of hand there... you know. I don't be that guy who's so prideful and I'm willing to back down and probably pops their collar-

Alabama- GUYS I'M RIGHT HERE!

Georgia- 0-0.... Alabama I did not mean you

Alabama- Look. I can't help that I'm better and more confident in everything than you guys!.... and sure! I'm physically built as if Michelangelo chiseled me from stone!...... But don't put that on me...

Florida- Ok! Soo you're a lil cocky. There's nothing wrong with-

Alabama- ohhh so the truth comes out. You know what! Most of time I'm just acting confident to cover up my insecurities. Cuz' I don't want to be the guy who's overly sensitive about everything.

Wisconsin- *wheese*.... I am right here!

Mississippi- Do we know you?

Wisconsin- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!?.... YOU'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR 10 YEARS AND HAVE ALL OF YOUR BDAY'S MEMORIZED- Happy Bday.

Georgia- you-you forgot about mah birthday!

Wisconsin- I KNOW!

Florida- It's not like we didn't... notice you! you... You're clearly not the kind of person we'd all forget-

Alaska- am right here.

Florida- OH! Alaska!....

Ipad- *Whisper* where did he come from?

Florida- How long have you been there?

Alaska- I gave all of you guys a ride here.....

Florida-............ I remembered being driven here by a faceless orb

Alaska- Yea yea I know, I was voted most forgettable in my high school. Didn't end up in the yearbook. But. At least I'm not one of those people who steals food from other people's plates

Mississippi- Alaska, Florida is right here

Florida- what?

Alabama- Guys, We gotta get out of here. The movie starts in 15 mins. Looks like we're gonna take Main Street this cops just shut down the freeway cuz' they're looking for a homicidal maniac-

Ipad- Guys, I'm right here

*Then Ipad goes out with a knife and portals*

*and Alabama & Georgia goes under the table*

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