A boot to da head (WF (Wattpad Friends) addition

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Dominituation- As the executor of Mrs. BriJesus' estate, I have been empowered to read Mrs. BriJesus' last will and testament.

_Sleepy_Boi- Well get on with it, the bar's open soon.

Dareopandaowo- oh, poor dear BriJesus! raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OperationsOfficerKod- oh, there there Darepandaowo.

Testing_Account- God, How predictably boring.

Eepop1- I never worked for a kinder woman!

Dominituation- If we are also seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

Testing_account- I knew it

_Sleepy_boy- *evil giggle*

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- I, BriJesus525, Being of sound, mind, and body-

_Sleepy_Boi- That's a laugh! hahahahahahahahaha

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- to hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows: to my overly emotional friend, Dareopandaowo;

Dareopandaowo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhohohow-

OperationsOfficerKod- Dareopandaowo. He's talkin about you.

Dareopandaowo-oh...

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- Who grobbed with my friend. OperationsOfficerKod. Grobbed for everything they could get from my story (not really if they actually grobbed it) and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy.

Dareopandaowo- what?

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- To Dareopandaowo I leave: 

Dominituation-a boot to the head? 

BriJesus525- A boot to the head.

Dareopandaowo- a what? *boop* OW! 

People in the backround- *laughs*

OperationsfficerKod- Dareopandaowo! are you okay?

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- and another boot for my wimpy friend. OperationsOfficerKod

OperationsOfficerKod- *boop* OW!

_Sleepy_Boi- hahahahaha

Dareopandaowo- this is an outrage!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- ah, but still you are my friend. You have both admired my book, And since I no longer need it-

Dareopandaowo- oh, dear BriJesus525, She's too kind!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- I dequeath another boot to da head.

Dareopanda- WHAT!? *boop* OW!

_Sleepy_Boi- hahahahahhaha

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- And one more for the wimp.

OperationsOfficerKod- *screams like anime girl* OW

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- Next. To my Devilish bf

_Sleepy_Boi- hey I don't want no boot to my head.

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- to dear, _Sleepy_Boi, Who has never worked a day in his devilish life.

_Sleepy_boi- am covering up mah head!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- I leave the candy cellar and the three crates of my finest candy.

_sleepy_Boi- *looks* really!?

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- And a boot to the head.

_Sleepy_boy- *boop* OE

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- And another one for Dareopandaowo and the wimp

Dareopandaowo & OperationsOfficerKod- OH! OW!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- Next! to my know-it-all friend Testing_Account:

Testing_Account- This is so predictable.

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- I leave, A boot to the head.

Testing_Account- uhg I knew it. 

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- And another one for Dareopandaowo and the wimp

Dareopandaowo & OperationsOfficerKod- OH! OW!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- This takes care of most of the family obligations... and now, to Eepop1

Eepop1- ooh! I-I don't wan't nothing, aha!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- Who have good heart faithfully these many, many years. who cared, made me laugh, Brought me happiness 

Eepop1- Oh I did not mind!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- To Eepop1, I dequeath: a boot to the head.

Eepop1- O-OH!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- And another one for Dareopandaowo and the wimp!

Dareopandaowo & OperationsOfficerKod- AHH! OW!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation-... and so, to my friend, Max, I leave my entire vast. boot to the head.

Max- *boop*

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- And finally, To my good friend who helped me on this will, I will leave not a boot to the head. But some wisdom to continue his book on Wattpad and his Storyline on Roblox.

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- but a shoe to da head

Dominituation- oh god- *truly dodged da shoe* oh greatful Gods of roblo- AH *get hit by slipper*

BriJesus525 or Dominituation- Ow :'D. And I leave my entire of $10,000,000 to the people of dark town so they can afford to move somewhere decent

People in the backround- *cheering*

Dareopandaowo- is that it?

Max- that's it!?

_Sleepy_Boi- that's disgraceful!

Dominituation- there is one last thing for everyone.

_Sleepy_boi-.... COVER YOU HEADS EVERYBODY!

BriJesus525 or Dominituation-... I leave everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream!

PreporationsPoliceKod- Ice cream?

_Sleepy_Boi- Ice cream?

Testing_account- Ice cream? that' all?

Dominituation- That's all.

Eepop1- but what flavor is it?

BriJesus525 (Exe) and Dominituation (MARINFINTE)- BOOT TO THE HEAD :)

All- OH AH! OH OH OH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

People in the backround- *clap* *clap* *clap*

(this is not actually real. I just made it fictional. This all is just fake or is it. I dunno about my wattpad friends much. I just made it bc I have 0 IQ for the characters I made 0_0) *kill me*

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