if my friends are in trouble bc of a toxic player

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Evan- I'm so glad we know how to play this funky game!

Julia- I know! Glad Marc taught us this game!

Toxic Trash- HEY NOOB! WANNA LOSE TRASH!

Evan- WHO'S CALLING MY GF TRASH!?

TT(Toxic Trash)- SHUT UP NOOB. COME IN HERE LITTLE PINK BITCH

Evan- I got this!-

Julia- It's okay Evan, After all! Marc taught us right?

Evan- right...

TT- R U READY TO LOSE?

Julia- I'll never lose!

*Song starts playing: Monochrome*

Server: Chubabsnget beats *Insert name for Toxic*

TT- HACKER! STOP HACKING!

Evan- Stay away from my gf or you'll get it. Julia, Watch me. Ima do tryhard time >:D

TT- Ha! You about to lose noob!

Evan- Stay tight to your ankles bitch!

*Music starts playing: Expurgation*

Server: KrissProsss beats *Inert name for toxic -_-*

TT- STOP, HACKING!

Evan- wdym? It's just skills dude. 

TT- IMA REPORT YOU!

Evan- before you do that, one last battle?

TT- hah! yeah! Ima win this time!

Evan- we'll see about that! *Gets a portal and carries Julia into his back to rap*

*Funky music is playing: Really Happy*

Server: KrissProsss & Chubabsnget beats *Insert toxic name here*

TT- STOP HACKING! THESE 2 ROUNDS, I'M GONNA WIN!

Julia- I can't do this anymore!

Evan- then we'll have to call for the big guns!

TT- hah! Your big guns can't get a match for me!

Evan- we'll see.

(My POV)

Me- *Sleep*

Evan- *ring ring ring ring*

Me- uhg, *Gets the phone* What Long Lost Bro?

Evan- Long Lost Sis! We need you to come! There's a toxic player! can you get rid of him with your own hard song?

Me-.... I'm on it. Just give me five more sec-

Evan *alien*- DO YOU THINK I AM USELESS!?

Me- fine fine. I'll go there as soon as I can monochrome. 

*Portal*

TT- hah! Who is this noobie! He looks just as a noob! Yellow hea-

Me- Say one word or you'll get it. Lets rap Toxic Trash.

TT- Fine noobie! Show me what you got!

Me- fine, But it won't be easy.

*Funky Music Playing: ?????????????????????(the song name is actually "Memories in your head" but it's just my song)*

Server- Marcus130920h beats *Insert toxic player here again T-T*

TT- STOP HACKING! YOUR JUST TRASH AT-

Me- then how did I get one million wins hmm?

TT- you just hacked noob!

Me- Then.... I will give you a punch of a motherfucking son of a bitch. The HARDEST SONG!

TT- Ha! I beat with the hardest song in years! Show me what you got!

Me- you'll see :)

Server: Marcus130920h beats *INSERT TOXIC PLAYER NAME HEREEEEE*

TT- HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD TRASH HACKER! STOP HACKING!

Me- bruuhh. It's just skillz dude. 

TT- OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH. I'M GONNA REPORT YOU! (Literally reports don't do anything.) BYE! HAVE FUN GETTING BANNED!

Me- bruh. 

Julia- A-are we gonna get banned???

Me- Nope. Reports do not do anything.

Evan- good. Now. Wanna play Adopt Me?

Me & Julia- Sure!


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