Random Haikyuu Headcanons

Headcanons part 2

Hinata
-kicked everyone's ass in the pacer test
-confused 24/7
-sleeps with a stuffed animal
-probably can't swim

Kageyama
-has really cold hands, idk I just thought of it and was like yeah that sounds about right
-has an extremely aggressive high five (once he actually learns how)
-okay now that I think about it he's probably just an aggressively affectionate person

Daichi
-worries about the first years a lot and suga's always like they're fineeee

Sugawara
-I already said that he would like ice skating, but I think that his favourite season is winter, and that he'd really like other winter sports/activities like snowshoeing, sledding, etc.
-Good at sewing
-can also knit^

Tsukishima
-screams beta male energy, yes I'm aware that there's a panel in the manga where he's wearing a shirt that says "beta male" but it's true
-sir, you are such a sadist, everyone knows it just admit it, also a masochist, he's built different

Yachi
-okay I don't really like to get into the debate about character sexualities HOWEVER, no way that Yachi isn't gay, like the only thing that was going through her head when Kiyoko was talking to her was how pretty she was, and she also called her hot so...
-does that thing where she's tryna sleep and then thinks of every cringey thing she's done ever
-always cold
-likes frogs
-probably writes fanfiction

Oikawa
-definitely has some alien shirts
-*inhales* BRATTY BOTTOM

Iwaizumi
-literally so protective, he will fuck you up if you mess with his friends or Oikawa

Kuroo
-K slight manga spoiler that doesn't have anything to do with the plot. In his backstory, Kenma said that "[Kuroo] had it worse than me" when it came to anxiety. I think he has a thick skin but every once and a while something gets to him
-I think he'd like to watch stand up comedy (who do y'all think would be his favourite comedian)
-kinda similar to a previous headcanon but he makes an absurd amount of chemistry jokes
-Probably checks the stock market in the timeskip
-not a headcanon but I see so many memes where it's like "how Kenma sees Kuroo" and it's just normal photos of Kenma, then "how Kuroo sees Kenma" and its photos of Kenma but with Kuroo's hair covering some of the image. It's not that hard to see through your hair! My hair covers my right eye too and I have no problem seeing
-has probably rehearsed that "we are plasma" speech an excessive amount
-if y'all were dating he'd spoil the living hell out of you

Kenma
-this isn't exactly a headcanon, but he's the kind of person who has a temper, but a long fuse. Like we've seen how he fought with Yamamoto, how he tolerated it for a long time but eventually had enough and just snapped (fun fact: this is exactly how one of my cats acts)
-is low key a tsundere, just a tiny bit
-holds grudges to a point where it's problematic
-really likes knit sweaters
-just like Yachi, always cold but that's most likely cuz hes sleep deprived

Lev
-bonks his head on doorways on the daily
-afraid of bugs

Bokuto
-definitely uses thesaurus.com when he's writing essays
-I wonder if he was ever made fun of when he was a kid for being an emotional guy (in which case I will beat those people with a pair of steel-toed boots)
-if he ever drinks coffee he'd put an excessive amount of that flavoured cream in
-has the messiest writing that you have ever seen
-doesn't know his own strength so when he hugs you he kinda aggressively squishes you
-most oblivious person you've ever met, you could say almost anything to him and he wouldn't know if you had a crush on him
-I wonder if he wears longer knee pads because his legs get cold
-terrible balance

Akaashi
-literally the best driver ever like what? Only gay person that can drive /hj
-really likes tea
-k yknow how he has a habit of fiddling with his fingers? I think he has funky dislocating fingers, this is so random I know
-literally such a gentleman if he were your boyfriend? Opens doors for you, gets you flowers, keeps pads and tampons at his house and in his school bag just in case you don't have any (as he should)
-is probably stressed 24/7 and feels the need to make people happy, like he can't bear the feeling of somebody being disappointed in him
-related to the ocean headcanon in the first round but I think he'd listen to ocean waves on a speaker to fall asleep

Konoha
-Why do I get such strong ladies man vibes from this guy?

Ushijima
-*gay breakdancing* "Daddy issues"
-no sense of humour

Tendou
-man is a god at improv comedy
-Not entirely a headcanon but who do you think Tendou's favourite anime characters would be? I think he'd mostly like main characters like Gon from HxH, Edward Elric from FMA, he'd find their charm appealing. And what do you think his favourite anime would be? I think he'd really like Shounen manga and anime, stuff like HxH, Naruto, FMA, Bleach, etc.
-Adrenaline junkie/daredevil energy
-so unrelated but I really wanna see him speak French in the timeskip, like please make it happen Kimura Subaru please you have the power
-I think he'd have a really good memory, like he's the one guy on the team who will be like "hey remember when this funny thing happened?" and literally nobody remembers (It is so hard being that person btw)
-has a collection of funky socks (no I'm not projecting)

Semi
-So he's a musician in the timeskip and this makes me think about how sometimes you gotta pick only 1 activity when you really wanna do 2, I think he was definitely torn between band and volleyball but he ultimately decided to go with volleyball (and i have a suspicion that Tendou had a lot to do with that)

Atsumu
-Radiates disaster bi energy
-constantly trying to impress people, not cuz he needs the validation, he just likes to look cool
-tries to act tough and just is not, in the slightest

Osamu
-k yknow how Iwa's gets kinda aggressive with Oikawa but it's because it's concerned about him? I think Osamu would be like this with

Sakusa
-I think he's kinda like Tsukishima in the way that he has a hard exterior, but he's actually really nice and kinda soft if he trusted you enough
-EXUDES top/dom energy, terminal curiosity has indeed ruined my mind
-Sadist, I don't make the rules
-drinks black coffee and everyone on MSBY thinks he's a goddamn psychopath because of it

Suna
-I think he'd really not like kids and he'd have no idea what the hell to do around them
-probably also drinks black coffee
-I'm so sorry that this is one of the only headcanons I have for this guy, but he radiates lazy top energy and to quote my friend, 'Suna has top energy but would say "I'm too tired for this, you can top this time' every time"

I don't think these were as good as last time but I tried lol

Would y'all want some relationship headcanons or anything like that?

Yes I'm doing this instead of uploading "Under the Stars"