Bad Breath: "Burps" Hey everyone in today's recap we were introduced to one of the worst villains of all of Skylands.....The Doomraiders. "Burps" Sorry, being scared makes me gassy. Anyway, the Doomraiders escape their prison along with Kaos and Glumshanks. Now the Skylanders have to find these villains....Without me
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(3rd Person)
We cut to Kaos's lair and she brings the Golden Queen inside
Kaos: Sure it may look like any ordinary guest castle from out here. But inside lies the ultimate entertainers' retreat. Behold Golden Queen! My evil lair!
Kaos then stops as he sees the rest of the Doomraiders are inside his lair and has made a mess in his lair. He sees Wolfgang playing his fixed bone harp, Broccoli Guy telling terrible jokes, Dr. Krankcase cutting Kaos's wooden chairs and using them as spare parts for his wooden robots, and Pepper Jack lying down in the bathtub. Kaos then notices Glumshanks talking about one of his tales before meeting Kaos, with Chompy Mage.
Kaos walks up to Glumshanks and pulls him by the jaw
Kaos: Glumshanks! What is going on here?
Glumshanks: There you're new roommates sir. I tried to stop them. But I got sidetracked having a conversation with the pursuit gentlemen holding the bone harp. About the origins of string instruments and the next thing you know-
Kaos: WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?!
Golden Queen: Is something wrong Kaos? My Doomraiders and I need a place to lie low and since your hog hole is covered by a cloak of dark magic that keeps it from being detected by the Skylanders, it is.....Adequate
???: His Hog hole?
Kaos and Golden Queen turn around to see Dreamcatcher behind them
Dreamcatcher: I thought this your place queen
Dreamcatcher then looks at the board that is filled with pictures of the Golden Queen. That's right, Kaos is a simp
Dreamcatcher: You know because you're photos are plastered everywhere
The Golden Queen then becomes taken aback about this and looks at Kaos
Kaos: I-I-I-I just wanted your goldenness to feel at home (Flips the board and a picture of his mother appears) You know, with walls covered with your own image is-is one does
???: Goldy?
The Golden Queen then turns around to see Kaossandra standing next to the stairs
Kaossandra: Is that you?
Golden Queen: Oh, Kaossandra (She says Kao-ssan-dra)
The Golden Queen then heads to Kaossandra and hugs her. They let's go and looks at her
Kaossandra: Oh Goldy you silly monarch, you know it's just Kaossandra. The O is silent
Kaos: (Shocked and Confused) Wait, wait, wait, wait. You two.......Know each other?!
Kaossandra: Sure. We used to see each other at Solos Cycle all the time. Anyway, Goldy let's catch up
The two of them then begin to leave the lair while catching up
Kaossandra: So, how was life in prison?
Golden Queen: Not bad, not bad. How's it going having to admit that Kaos is you're only offspring
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