The Zoo - Tourists' Guidelines During Visit

2. Staff's Guidelines

Staff of the zoo enjoys extremely good benefits, overtime fee 10 times of usual, and large number of annual leave. We also buy insurance for all staff. Please work to your best while recalling the staff's rules and ensure your safety. Life is precious, and you only live once, so do keep yourselves safe for the sake of your families and abide by the following rules.

1. In case of rabbits escaping, do not try catiching them directly or getting close. Guide them to the lions area, the white lions will finish their duties.

2. The apes area only consists of a single road. Should any visitor reported seeing two roads, and that rabbits are displayed, please guide the vistors in the area to the left road and close the area entrance. After all visitors left the area, close the area for at least 10 minutes.

3. During your patrol in the elephants area, should the elephants look extremely different from the images displayed on billboards, stop looking at them and tell yourselves that real elephants look like those on billboards, not the ones that you are seeing.

4. If you work in the drinks shop, check the shelves every hour. Should you discover "rabbit blood" appearing out of thin air, take them down and keep them properly immediately.

5. Shear the bushes in the rabbits area every month. It is best to not allow any presence of shades in the area.

6. The zoo does not consist of any aquarium. Should you colleague mention about the aquarium and assured its presence, stop the conversation immediately. They are not the colleague you know about anymore.

7. If you see the aquarium, do not enter. Tell yourself that it does not exist and leave immediately.

8. Feed the rabbits once a week. Do not feed them food other than the regular feed.

9. If you hear laughing from where tourists are definitely not present in the rabbits area, tear off the last page of the staff's handbook along the dotted line and hold the piece, go to the elephants area and throw the piece into the grass plain in the area. Other staff will know what is happening, and will not blame you for littering.

10. If any tourists seek help from you, saying that they are separated from their families and friends while also breaking rules, bring them to the lions area immediately and hand them to the staff in the area. They will know what to do. It is possible to encounter staff in black trying to get involved in your work. Should that happen, reject and ignore them. They are not your colleagues.

11. There are only four white lions in the lions area. Should the number of white lions increased to more than four suddenly, show them the "rabbit blood", and splash it to the first approaching white lion. Afterwards, leave the area immediately. Do not look at the extra white lion(s) during the process.

12. Do not secretly keep/sort out/import any rabbit merchandise. Avoid contact with all rabbit merchandise within the zoo. In case of tourists wishing to buy rabbit merchandise, ensure that it would be an underage owning the merchandise. Do not sell otherwise.

13. Should you see people wearing rabbit ears headband entering the elephants area, clear the surrounding area immediately. Guard the elephants area's entrance until a child's scream is heard from in the area.

14. It is normal to have tinnitus/chest tightness/headache/red eyes for 5 minutes, do not worry. However, if the phenomenon lasted for more than 5 minutes, stop working immediately and head to the lions area immediately without any hesitation.

15. Be friendly with the white lions. When there are only 4 white lions, there is no need to be alert about them. They were trained since birth to be friendly with humans. (blackened)If you, unfortunately, were attacked by white lions under normal circumestances, the 6th and 7th rule become voided. There is no need to go to the hospital, you will not die. After leaving the lions area, go to the aquarium. You will discover it shortly. You will put on a black worksuit.(blackened)