(A note pasted in the security room of the elephants area 3 years ago by a elephants area security guard)
Those who change shifts with me, those who enter this security room accidentally, newbies who may see this note in the future, hello. While you're working you must follow these steps. These are my work experience gathered to stay safe and sane. I don't want to lose any colleagues or encounter any strange things anymore, and I believe you don't either. After reading this, pretend you haven't and just continue your work.
1. Always remember the colour of what you wear. It can be red, blue, black. It's important to keep your self-consciousness. Don't let "it" find out that your consciousness towards outside being unstable or hesitant.
2. Trust. Trust. Trust. Humans are trustworthy, and only humans.
3. Rabbits eat people, those wearing rabbit ears hairband don't. Shades eat people, those shearing them don't. Elephants eat people, those who see them don't. White lions eat people, luminous jellyfish doesn't. (As if written by a child: Is it because jellyfish doesn't have a brain?)
4. "It" cries when stopped, "it" laughs when succeed. Ignore what "it" is. Stay away when "it" is seen. They don't know yet.
5. Any food appearing from thin air is a test. Don't look at their labels, don't care what others call them either. Ignore them. Buy and eat them like normal if absolutely necessary. Don't let "it" discover you felt "its" presence.
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