Jack was sitting peacefully on his couch, just scrolling through TikTok, when the front door swung open.
It was Dave. He slammed the door behind him. "SPORT, QUICK. GET ALL YOUR STUFF TOGETHER. WE'RE FLEEING THE COUNTRY."
Jack just got off the couch and walked over to Dave. "Woah, Hey Hey. What happened? What did you do?"
"THE COPPAS, THEY'RE AFTER ME."
"I know that, but why?"
"I TRIED TO OUT PIZZA THE HUT."
"........."
"Oh shit."
literally found this in my notes so I decided to post it-
