Will doubted that i got women so i will prove him wrong by writing this
so will
fuck you
im a big man
i like women
TOMMYINNITS GUIDE ON GETTING WOMEN
day 1
i walked into college today looking for the perfect woman to impress and i found someone
her name is Riley and she is in my editing class on wednesdays
i tried to talk to her but i think my manly scent eas too much for her and ahe got freaked out
its okay
i understand
day 2
i asked Riley to lunch and she said yes
big w for the women
i got her number and i found out she likes videogames
a big man always likes a gamergirl
do you think she knows me
day 3
we hung out on our off day
i went to a coffee shop and we stole their wifi to look up among us rule34
it was funny
after we went to an arcade
she is really competitive
i won her two guns
and she won me a disco ball
i think we are soulmates, will HAHAHAHHA
day 4
i didny see her today but i set up the ball in my room
looking awesome
the colors bring out lizzy's eyes
day 5
she texted me and aksef if i wanted to come over
i did
we played wii sports
she won
it was very upsetting
day 6
mother innit is getting curious who im with
i tell her im getting mass bitches
(in reality, he says he likes taking walks shhhh)
day 7
i see riley in college again and ask her if she wants to eat lunch with me
i look at her bag
theres a rainbow pin
have i been flirting with a lesbian again
i decide not to ask
i bought us lunch and we talked most of the acternoon
day 8
Will stfu im writing this to please your "u get no women" ass
besides that
we played animal crossing in her house
it was fun
i fucked shit up
day 9
I think she likes me shes been soebding a lot with me
see??? i get bitches
day 10
she called me her best friend and for aome reason that hurt
thsts weird
day 11
she messaged me to come over and i did
we talked a lot about ourselves
she didnt say anytging about liking women so i yhink she just supports lgbt
relief
day 12
i think i like her
she reminds me of my friends but in a better way
day 13
someone in chat made a joke about me coming out and i cant get it out of my head
im not gay
theres nothing wrong with it
its just not me
day 14
i saw riley again and she avoided me a little
i think someone told her about me
that sucks
day 15
oky she doesnt hate me
we hung out at the park for an gour before she had to go make dinner
that distracted me from my sexyality crisis
day 16
you will not believe what happened today
i was talking to riley and their mom came in
and started using masc words so in my head i was like "yoo tf?" so i looked into it by friends
riley is a guy
i might actually be gay
day 17
will stop laughing
im having a crisis
day 18
there is a huge problem
i really like riley
but
jm not gay??
im gonna ask the boob
boob says im sus
i hate ranboo.
day 19
today she- i mean he asked me to come over and i couldny say no
he noticed i was acting weird ir amth and i was questioned
he dropped it quickly
we played animal crossing
we were so cool
day 20
i asked motherinnit
she says that she would accept me
thats good
i like my mum
Will this sisnt funny im dying
day 21
we went to luncb ticetger as usual and he asked me to go with him to the movies
is this a date
i said i would see if i was free
i didng know how to reply
im not gay
he probably is
the pin on his bag makes sense now
YOU ARE READING
Tommyinnits Guide on getting women ✔️
Fanfic!! Tommyinnit/maleOC !! -- in which tommyinnit accidentally falls for a guy. -- THIS IS A WORK OF PURE FICTION! i do not mean to assume anyone's sexuality, this is just a story and has no impact on reality itself. this is written by personas, and is...
