Dirty pick up lines

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Sammy- is your pants made of mirrors because I can see myself in them

Nate- give me gum and I'll make you cum

Jack g- you make me an Oreo. hard in the outside, creamy on the inside.

Jack j- I wish you you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Mikey- do you work at subway cause you just have me a footlong

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