Dragon Emperor Of The Green[highschool dxd OC]

side: author vs dave

"Whew" Dex sigh's in relief as he drops out of a door

"Did you do the jo- wait author what're you doing here you're supposed to continue the plot" Dave asked as he stood up from his chair

[Dave you've got another job!]

"What! No! I'm doing my job her-"

[Well I've got another one for you]

"Son of a- fine what dimension?"

[RWBY and I'm going to test out that what was it called.....gamer system was it]

"You know that thing is not finished!"

[I'm taking it for a test drive don't worry you should be able to update it]

"Fine what do I have to do? Give ruby gamer powers or give Weiss a baby brother?"

"Uhh you're talking to yourself again sensei" Dex inturrupted

"You. Shut up for a moment I'm talking to the author"

'geez I knew he was insane but not this-'

"WHAT DID YOU JUST THINK!"

"Eh? Forgot you can do that. Sorry sorry" Dex said waving his hands apolozaticaly

"I'm not paid enough for this"

[You don't get payed]

"Fuck you"

[You know I could turn you into a girl and write a story where I actually fuck you, right?]

"Heh, like you have the guts to- *poof*

[Davena was a girl with a huge crush on author and when she confessed to him he accepted her as his girlfriend after a few months the two engaged in their first time, as their body's touched each other their lips connected as davena's lower lips connec-]

"ALIGHT ALRIGHT STOP IT!" Davena said as she "AUTHOR!!" sorry sorry, HE blushed "NO I DID NOT" he said covering his child- oh what did I just do author contemplated his life decisions at that moment, was he a shotacon? Hell no, was he a lolicon? HELL NO! Did he like to mess with his creation? HELL YES

"Hey xaro it's me, yes he's doing it again.....alright 3pm got it" Dex said as he put his phone back as Dave glared at him "what?" He said as Dave growled

"I don't need therapy" he said turning away from Dex

[Heh, yes you don't................or do you?]

"AUTHOR IF YOU EVEN THINK OF-"

[relax, relax, im not going to send you to the therapist again, anyways down to buisness]

"Finally" Dave said as he pulled something which looked like a chip from underneath his throne? Chair? Whatever

"It's a throne author"

[Yeah yeah]

"Anyways here you go" Dave says as the chip dissapeared from his hand

"Whoa!" Dex marveled at his Sensei "how'd you do that? Teleportation magic?" Oh if he knew that the author took it from his hands he'd be laughing his ass off

"Yeah, sure, you need anything else author?"

[Nope just came here for this, ah and also we're close to 1k reads thought I should tell you that!]

"Didn't "the catalyst" already reach that milestone?"

[I know but this is special ok]

"Did you release our backstories?"

[... confidential stuff]

"Fine" Dave said throwing his hands up "keep your secrets!"

"Uhh sensei didn't you want the report?" Dex inturrupted remembering what he came here for

"Oh yeah that, tell me the stuff door boy!" Dave exclaimed

"Well, first off shino and ophis finally got togather"

"HELL YEAH KID FINALLY MOVED ON, IVE BEEN WONDERING WHEN THEY WOULD MAKE IT OFFICIAL" Dave shouted like a proud dad "hey I'm not a dad" fate would say otherwise "don't tell me.." yup, you.....are....a.....father

'NOOOO!' Dave mentally screamed as Dex explained more of what happned

"I think issei is regarding some memories..."

"That's a relief the-"

"...Just not his own"

"...what do you mean" Dave said in a dangerous tone

"It seems like he's getting..... shino's memories...the ones when he was still a chil- *SLAM!*

Part of Dave's throne was broken as he slammed his fist down creating a massive amout of sound causing Dex to shut his ears

"AUTHOR!!"

A/n

Side chapter explaining where Dex went after the last chapter, also I might have to avoid...

"GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!"

... that, we'll see you on Sunday, zoxo out