Down In Flames || TNT Duo

Notes

Ranboo POV

Oh Prime, that was too close. I breath heavily while watching the piece of sand slowly fall apart in my arms. Slowly, I peek around the cactus. They're still standing there, and they'll notice if I teleport now. I'll just wait and see what other information I can get.

"OUCH- WHAT THE FUCK SAP?" Quackity pulled his hand back, which now had a bitemark in it. Two little holes were slightly deeper because of Sapnap's fangs.

"Anyway so as I was saying, we don't really need anything. Well maybe another member at Kinoko Kingdom, if you know what I mean." Sapnap said, while poking Quackity's side.

"I'll think about it." Quackity replied. "In the mean time I just need you to help me with Wilbur."

"Alrighty!" Karl replied. "Well since he isn't here, let's get going back to Kinoko."

I saw them walk off, hand in hand. It seemed very sweet. Quackity joined them, but I knew he'd be back soon, so I had to hurry. 

Quickly, I ran to the burger shop Wilbur and I had set up. In there, I hung a note. 

⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜  ⍙⟟⌰⏚⎍⍀⟟  ⋏⟒⟒⎅  ⏁⍜  ⌇⌿⟒⏃☍ ⏁⍜ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⏚⍜⎍⏁  ⍾⎍⏃☊☍⟟⏁⊬. ⌿⌰⟒⏃⌇⟒  ⋔⟒⟒⏁ ⋔⟒ ⏃⏁ ⌰'⋔⏃⋏⏚⎍⍀☌ ⏃⏁ 1 ⌿⋔.-⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜  ⏁⊑⟒  ⏚⟒⌰⍜⎐⟒⎅

(Translation:  Hello Wilbur, I need to speak to you about Quackity. Please meet me at L'Manburg at 1 PM. -Ranboo The Beloved)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12:45PM, L'manburg
Wilbur POV

I wonder what this kid wants now. Wilbur was walking down the Prime Path, slowly approaching the remains of what used to be L'manburg. He still couldnt believe how much damage he had done. He knew TNT was strong, but THAT strong? No, someone, or rather something, must've done damage after his death. Either way, it had been abandoned for a while. Vines, grass and trees had completely taken over under the glass. It was almost pretty. As pretty as a reminder of war could be anyways.

He didn't know how long he had been staring through the glass, but long enough for a tall, slender figure to quietly approach him. Ranboo didn't mean to scare Wilbur, yet he did. Everyone blames it on his Enderman half.
Either way, at exactly 1PM Wilbur almost had a heart attack.

"FUCKING HELL RANBOO-"
The tall figure immediately stepped backwards. He didn't like being yelled at.
"I'm sorry. You scared me." Wilbur continued.
Ranboo replied: "Oh that's okay, I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to it usually just kind of happens."

Wilbur just stared at him for a couple seconds, which felt like ages to the awkward teenager. "You told me you wanted to talk to me about Quackity. What's up?"

Ranboo seemed a little surprised at the sudden question, as if he had forgotten why they were there. "Right! Yes, so I heard him talking to Karl and Sapnap. He told them he wanted them to try and keep you away from Las Nevadas." Ranboo said quickly. "Also for some reason Sapnap bit Quackity's hand."

"Of course he'd get his fiances involved" Wilbur muttered. "Classic Quackity, I guess. Always wants to be prepared."

He decided he needed to get rid of them, since he had taken a liking to Quackity, and Karl and Sapnap were only in the way. He waved Ranboo goodbye and started thinking of a plan.

How could he get Sapnap and Karl to get out the way? Clearly the separate kingdoms hadn't split them apart yet. Although it probably wouldn't be long. XD liked to visit him on the platform. Wilbur had seen more than anyone would ever believe, and since everyone was already convinced he was batshit crazy, Wilbur had decided to keep it to himself.

Maybe with a note? A prize? Something they wanted? Wilbur wasn't sure how to do this. So he just kidnapped them. Sapnap preferred to stay up, just to be sure nothing happened. But this was one of the nights where he had been staying up too much, so he was asleep bij 8PM. Karl had just finished his last Monster for the day, and was getting ready for bed.

Wilbur hoped he didn't look like too much of a creep, crouching outside a mushroom house, looking through the window every 10 seconds. On second thought, he definitely did.

Although, pretty much everyone was asleep, if anyone looked outside they'd probably think he was a dog, or a sheep that broke out of the field.

Once Karl was finally asleep, Wilbur was able to climb inside through the window. He almost apologised for his dreadful etiquette, but then remembered everyone was asleep and it wouldn't make sense. Plus it would risk waking them up.

Adjusting his bag, filled with sleeping potions, he quietly walked over to Karl. Wilbur smoothly picked Karl up, hoping he'd stay asleep. He did, until Wilbur got outside. It was almost freezing, so Wilbur couldn't really blame him. Before Karl realised what was going on, Wilbur smoothly threw a sleeping potion at him. Wilbur didn't like using potions, it felt unfair, but he had to do this. He quickly put Karl on the saddle of one of the horses he brought, and tied him down so he wouldnt fall off. That just left Sapnap. He was very deep asleep, so deep that even the cold air outside barely did anything. He shivered a little, but nothing more.
Wilbur also tied him to the saddle, before mounting his own horse and quickly getting the FUCK out of there.

The sun has started to come up when they reached Wilbur's little hideout. He didn't really have a home anymore, so he dug out a cave and called it Cavae.

Slowly but surely it  started looking like an actual basement. After he finally finished (which was 3 sleeping potions later, since the effect wears off after a couple of hours), he could finally move his guests to a cozy room. They wouldn't recognise it and it would be scary, but at least it was comfortable.
So he did.

TW FOR GORE

Wilbur didn't know what to do. He wanted to hurt them but also wanted this to go quick. Waiting for them to wake up was a pain in the ass.

They did though, eventually. He didnt want them to die that peacefully. They weren't old, they didn't get to die in their sleep.

Karl was the quickest to realise he wasnt home. He quickly woke up Sapnap and they looked around, trying to spot a way out, Wilbur assumed. He stepped into the small light the bulb next to the room was radiating. They did not at all seem surprised. Mainly annoyed. But that didn't matter, they were locked up.

"Ayup." Wilbur said, almost mockingly.

"What the fuck?" Sapnap answered. "What is your fucking problem?"

"Yeah see, you are. You are my problem. So you need to go. I just don't know how to do it yet. Do you realise how many options killing has? It's almost funny." He laughed quietly.

"Although, I dont want you to hurt too much. You're not worth that much of my time. So let me just make this quick." Wilbur said, approaching the two lovers. He quickly stabbed both of them in their stomach, but did not remove the knife. He left the room before either Karl or Sapnap could do actual damage.

Since Wilbur had left, Karl started trying to get out the knife that had been jammed into his stomach moments before. Without saying a word, Sapnap slapped Karl's hand away from the knife. Sapnap had picked up on knife related things, considering his dad literally threw knives.

While those two were slowly dying, Wilbur wanted to be productive. So he decided to blow something up. To be more specific, the cafe in Las Nevadas.

He wrote a letter for Ranboo, after which he waited until the teenager has shown up at L'manburg. Together they travelled towars Las Nevadas, going slightly around the entrance so they could access the cafe. Luckily Quackity wasn't in Las Nevadas at the time, otherwise they would've been fucked.

Ranboo didn't want to be the damage to be big, so they blew up a bit of the corner. Little pieces of wall falling on the concrete floor. Wilbur always had a thing for leaving behind that he did something. He also often pulled others in it. This time it was Ranboo.

Wilbur and Ranboo did this.
Fuck your dumb cafe.

a/n: I am absolutely self projecting shut up /lh