its a peaceful day in Beckinsdale for degs and kupan. *doorbell rings and degs answers it*
"he- OMG ITS MYRON FROM THE POPLAR TV SHOW WAYSIDE THAT AIRED FROM 2007-2008 ON TELETOON/NICKELODEON" says degs "yes its me, myron from wayside (real) and i need your help" says myron while looking hot af "ok im gonna get kupan irl" then degs gets kupan and he says "myron real?????!??!?!?" myron replies with "yes" "follow me" says myron and deggy and kupert do as he said. myron leads them into a alley and says "two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex, my mucles, muscles Involuntarily flex" then the alley bangs a car and creates a door (real) and myron, degraded deanship and karate uniform go into it while kupan cums angry because it was so hot. myron goes to the v smile in the room and turns it on and mr peabody (real) is on the screen "this is mr peabody (real) we need to stop him because he wants to do science" says myron as degs gets ball cancer. "this is literally 1984" says ringo starr as he walks in with the other beatles, spongebob, dwayne the cock johnson and scott the woz. "real" says myron "ok we need to go find all chicken little dvds so we can go to the portal that brings us to minister peerpenbudi" adds myron. degs, myron, kupan, the beatles, sperbklob, scott the woz and rock go to the car and drive to mountian (==!==!=!!?!??!!=!=!?"ßß!1). they see a small house and john says "lol house *gets massive ball cancer* lets go to it" then they do it and see its owned by markeplier "hello i am markeplier and today were gonna execute the beatles irl" he then takes the beatles and puts them into his execution machine (powered by dababy balls)
"hey markeplier" says degs "yes?????!??!?===!)=!)" replies markeplier "ligma balls"
markeplier then massivly fards and shids and dies. "oh look a chicken little dvd" says myron "ah so hot" says kupan and gets pregnant irl. *meanwhile in mr peabody shid* "mark cuckerbug are the roblox servers down yet" "not yet but everythings on schedule" says mark irl and turns off rocock servers *meanwhile by kyla irl* "oh no roblox is down this is so cringe and unpog, i will literally commit vehicular manslaughter now" kyla then commits vihicular manslaughter on tommy because funi *back to real life derg* they go back to car and drive to jungle "sex" says scott. "bing chilling!" a voice in the distance says "who was that??!??!?!?" says paul "bing chilling!" the voice says again but louder "guys this is so scary irl" says myron "Bing chilling" they hear again "*clash royal theme*" says dwayne. then something jumped out of the bushes, it is (to be continute)
