Wolfgang:So don't panic, but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Orlando:........
Nevaeh: ..............
Dynamite: .............
Dipper: ........ Who?
Wolfgang: That's the thing, we don't-
*Everyone stares at Dipper *: ...........
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Nevaeh: Life is like Kai. It's short
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Aster: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Safara: What did you do?
Aster: NOBODY DIED
Safara: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Kai: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Dipper: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually
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Fern: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems
Nevaeh: Weight loss? Drink Water?
Orlando: Clear skin? Drink water?
Loverboy: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them
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Kai: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?
Wolfgang: Yes, and that's coming from ME
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Fern: You need to be more careful
Orlando, who was dragged into Fern's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT!!
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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry 3 people on a single motorcycle.
Phoenix , with Misty and Kai behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes... 3
Phoenix : Oh my god... What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Phoenix: Dipper FUCKING FELL OFF
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St.Luna: Safara got intoa fight
Wolfgang: That's bad
Wolfgang: .............
Wolfgang: Did she win?
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Siren: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Seven: Please, just say fuck.
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[This includes my headcanons]
Dipper: Could you guys at least try to see my perspective?
Orlando, being 5'8 : *crouches down*
Loverboy, being 5'10: *kneels down*
Wolfgang, being 6'2 :*sits on the floor*
Dipper, annoyed at 5'4: ....................
Dipper: I hate all of you
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Orlando: I can't believe you've done this...
Kingston: I'm sorry I didn't know -!
Orlando, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN’T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!!
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Alter ego oneshots and headcanons
SonstigesUpcoming Wednesday, It's the finale of Alter ego Season 1. I enjoy the show so I decided to make this book. Please request in the 1st part plz.
