Dawn: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it
Loverboy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side
Phoenix: YO SOCRATES!! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!!
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Fern: Look guys, I need help
Kingston: Love help?
Wolfgang: Financial help?
Dawn: Emotional help?
Luna: Help moving a body?
*Everyone looks at Luna*
Luna: What?
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Luna: Christmas lights?
Orlando: Check
Wolfgang: Thermos of Hot cocoa?
Orlando: Check
Aster: Santa Suits?
Orlando: Check
Dawn: Shovel?
Orlando: Check
Seven: Alibi and Bail money?
Orlando: Check- wait WHAT?!
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Dipper: The floor is lava!
Wylie: *helps Seven onto the counter*
Bernie: *kicks Kingston off the sofa*
Fern: *lays on the floor*
Dipper, concerned: .....Are you okay?
Fern: No
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Dipper: Damn, the power went out
Misty: Don't worry, I got this
Misty:*shakes rapidly and starts to lit up*
Dipper: What -?
Misty: I swallowed a glow stick!
Dipper, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Wolfgang: Remain CALM *slaps Dawn multiple times*
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Kai: Rules were made to be broken
Dipper: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Siren: Uh Piñatas.
Bernie: Glow Sticks
Misty: Karate Boards
Kingston: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Kai: Rules.
Dipper: ................
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Navaeh: When I was your age-
Aster, mocking Navaeh: When I was your Height.
Navaeh:................
Navaeh: Listen here you little shit
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Aster: We need a way to lure in new customers.
Fern, happily: Maybe, we could have some fun, interactive events!!
Dawn: Dipper's bath water
Dipper: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
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Dipper: I think I need a hug
Phoenix: Good thing, I'm hug shaped
45 minutes later
Dipper: You..... you can let go now
Phoenix: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Alter ego oneshots and headcanons
De TodoUpcoming Wednesday, It's the finale of Alter ego Season 1. I enjoy the show so I decided to make this book. Please request in the 1st part plz.
