Trike: They'll never suspect I'm here... hee hee
*Trike pulls a cannon out of the blablivian and sets it on the ground*
*They pull out a match and light the end of it, and the cannon explodes*
*There is now a slightly flaming giant hole in the top of the treehouse*
Trike: *pulls out megaphone* HEYMOTHERMUKERSGETDOWNHERETHERESAFIRENHJKJHGTYUJFDRTJHGFTYUIKMNBVFTYHGFDSTHVFDRTYJNBVKJFYTDF.
Spark: TRIKE WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO!
Trike: Arson, war crimes, and several acts of property damage :]
Spark: *Sigh* What in the world am I going to do? *fixes the hole with author powers*
Trike: *summons beach chair and lies down on it, sipping some lemonade* Ahhh... you missed a spot. *grins*
Spark: Well we have another dare...
Trike: Well, what is it?
Spark: I don't want to do this one
Trike: Does it have something to do with the four year olds?
Spark: Well we could exclude them from this one, again, they really don't even need to know what we're doing
Trike: What do you- *Spark shows them the email on his laptop* Oh, yeah, well we can do this one without Sunshine and Axel, and they should probably leave for the entirety of the dare once we find someone to watch them, wait where the muk is everybody
Spark: I think they expected me to stop the fire, also I'm very unfamiliar with this game so you're gonna have to help me a lot
Trike: Well, I told everyone to get down here, also, *sinister* I'll definitely be helping with this one
Spark: *Doesn't notice the sinister tone* Thankyou Trike, also *Ahem* EVERYONE GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL RESTART THE FIRE I JUST PUT OUT
*2 seconds later*
Leaf, Pearl, and Lazuli: STOP!
Speed: *runs in with Crystal on his back* I've got a fire hose!
Crystal: Come on Speed, you woke me up!
Speed: It's 10 in the morning, it was time for you to get up anyway
Spark: Well that's 5/10 we're missing 5 people
*10 seconds later*
Flare, Sunshine, and Axel: We're here!
Spark: 8/10
*A full minute later*
Black: *is leading Silvia along* We're here
Silvia: Why are we up so early?
Black: It's ten in the morning, is that early for you?
Silvia: No I guess I just didn't want to get up
Trike: I committed a war crime! :D
Spark: And now all 10 of you are here so we can *Gulps* get this dare started
Speed: You seem reluctant to start this one
Spark: Well yeah I am, because, well, because you guys have to play Seven Minutes in Heaven
Everyone except Sunshine and Axel: *is red to some degree* WHAT!
Spark: Yes, it was a dare from @Crystal_Furry_17
Speed: Isn't that the same person who dared Sunshine and Axel to kiss, but you guys decided not to make us do that one
Spark: The very same
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Eeveelution Squad Truth or Dare
FanfictionI know there are a few of these, buuuuuuuuuuut there can NEVER be enough. So let the truths and dares begin! Characters belong to PKM-150 Pokémon belong to The Pokémon Company I do not own cover art