Eeveelution Squad Truth or Dare

Dare 7: Final Meeting

It's the middle of the night and Spark is in his room, on his computer, he is watching Mew Tube, reading web comics, and playing pokemon showdown

Spark: *Is tired* Hmmm *Heads down to the kitchen and makes some coffee then heads back up to his room while somehow holding the coffee cup in his mouth*

*On the stairs*

Trike: What are you doing?

Spark: AAHHHHHH *The cup of coffee flies up into the air, lands on Spark's head, and then Spark falls down the stairs* F*** that hurt

Trike: And that's what you get for creeping around at this Arceus ridden hour of the night

Spark: Says the person who's sitting on the stairs waiting to scare the s*** out of people, and also I wasn't creeping around. I was going to go and get some coffee!

Trike: Then what have you been doing for the past four hours, also the only reason I did this is because I saw you leave your room

Spark: How? My room is on a completely different floor than yours

Trike: I have my ways

Spark: Creep...

Trike: I'm going to sleep now that I have sufficiently ticked you off *Flies upstairs*

Spark:*sigh* *Heads back to his room* Oh look an Email from @Infinity00 *opens the Email* Oh... Another meet dare, at least this is the last one I have to do until I allow them again. I'll wait until morning... *falls asleep on the computer*

*December 9th, 0900 hours*

Crystal: *Sneaks into Spark's room* heh, heh, heh *BLOWS BULLHORN IN SPARK'S EAR*

Spark: *Yelling louder than usual* CRYSTAL! THIS IS A BOY'S ROOM!

Crystal: *Is Rolling on the floor with laughter* Like I care

Spark: *Can't hear* WHAT?!

Crystal: I said "Like I care"

Spark: WHAT?!

Crystal: I SAID "LIKE I CARE"!

Spark: HOLD ON *Fixes his ears with author/host powers* Now that I can hear, what did you say?

Crystal: I said "Like I care" oh deaf one

Spark: UGH, just get out

Crystal: No

Pearl: *knocks on the door* I heard shouting, can I come in?

Spark: Yes, *turns to Crystal* See Crystal, that's how you should go about coming into someone's room

Pearl: *Opens the door* Are you two already at each other's throats this early in the morning

Spark: I was asleep and Crystal came and woke me up for no reason

Crystal: *stands up on hind paws and points at Spark* Objection! I was innocently waking him up because it is time to get up and get to work

Spark: Crystal, A) this is not a court case and B) You came into a BOY'S room without asking permission or knocking

Pearl: *For some reason now has a gavel* Does the victim have any evidence?

Spark: Again this is not a court case but the evidence is plain to see. I'm pretty sure everyone heard that bullhorn, I would never allow Crystal in my room, and finally there's a bullhorn right there *Points to it* *Crystal begins to whistle (can vaporeons whistle) and attempt to roll the bullhorn under a table*

Pearl: With this evidence I find the accused guilty of the crimes of entering a boy's room without permission, waking up said boy, and using a bullhorn where there is a rule against it-