Kim Possible's Biggest Problem Yet (READ DISCLAIMER)

Chapter 11

"Come on, Shego. That sale ends at three."

Shego growled.

"I'll be right there, Cupcake. Just give me a few more seconds."

Soon enough, the two were out the door and on the road to the mall where Kim had seen a sale on her favorite shirt.

While Kim was looking out the passenger window, Shego was driving, trying to keep a cool head. Her eyes shot wide as something ran in front of the car and slammed what looked like a paw on the hood of their car.

"Dammit!" Shego yelled as the car not only slammed into the unknown creature, but also nearly flew through the air.

"What hit us?" Kim coughed as the seat-belt held her in place. "That's going to bruise later," she said as she touched the seat-belt.

"We've got bigger problems than a little bruising, Princess."

Kim looked out through the broken windshield.

"No. A pandaroo?"

Shego looked at the creature and, sure enough, it bore a striking resemblance to Kim's favorite plush toy.

The creature raised both of it's front paws over it's head.

"Move, Kim!" Shego yelled as she slashed her seat-belt and then did the same to Kim's. She then pushed Kim towards her door while she pushed her door open.

The pandaroo's front paws came down on the car and totaled it.

"Damn it!" Shego yelled as she ran over to Kim. "Are you alright, Kimmie-cub?"

Kim nodded and pushed Shego out of the way. She jumped out of the way herself as another paw came down nearly on top of her head.

"How dare you hurt my snookums!"

Both Kim and Shego turned to find DNAmy riding a Flamingoat.

"A flamingoat?"

"You really know those things, don't you?" Shego said as she pushed Kim out of the way again. "This damn thing is getting on my fucking nerves!"

Shego and Kim both ignited their plasma and started attacking the pandaroo creature. They punched, kicked, slapped(yes) and threw plasma at the thing but it just would not go down.

Shego cried out in frustration.

"Dammit!"

Kim gave a small cry.

"Ahhhhh!"

Shego turned around and found Kim hanging by her shirt in the beak of the flamingoat.

"Put her down, Amy!"

"No. She hurt my snookums!"

"Who the hell is that?" Shego yelled as she ran circles around the pandaroo.

"Monty! You hurt my Monty!"

Kim and Shego exchanged looks that said "Oh, shit!". They both knew that Monty and Amy had a thing for each other. The one thing the didn't know was how strong those feelings were.

Kim quickly tore her shirt off, not caring that she was just wearing a bra now, and ran over to Shego. Shego in turn removed her top shirt and handed it to Kim. Shego always wore an undershirt.

"Get them, my pets!"

The flamingoat and the pandaroo both charged at Kim and Shego.

"Now I wish I had my gear," Kim said as she looked over at the totaled car.