this is anotehr filler, but its not that boring
8:07am. ibuki's POV
i get out of bed for a water. guess tehres no reason to stay in bed any longer is tere? not like im going to magically get 7 hours of sleep in 7 minutes.
i walk into the open-plan living-dining-kitchen area to find mikan sleeping on the couch. well, no so much sleeping as she is wide awake and sitting slouched over. i run up to the girl. "Good morning!" "ahh!" exclaims mikan. "sorry." i awkwardly say.
12:07pm
people are flooding into the house. and im here, making sure my brother dosnt get in any trouble. this is borrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
--time skip, brought to you by my writers block and the bus driver wh said 'be good. anfd if you cant be good, dont get caught!'--
3rd person
Ibuki stands by the food table, bored to extreme boredom by the party. she reaches for a sausage roll and eats it. she then realises that the sausage rolls taste like shit and wonders how people like these and comes to the conclusion that its like coffee, one of those things that are only tasty to grown-ups. mikan approaches the table, wait no, she approaches Ibuki.
"if you want to eat a sausage roll, dont. these ones taste like shit."
"uhh, ibuki, you do realise that those ones are vegan, gluten free ones from Coles right?" mikan askes in her quiet voice.
"oh..." ibuki says, looking at the sausage rolls disappointingly. "welp, guess ill go find the other ones!"
"there are no other ones." Ibuki says af6ertr discovering that there arent any other sausage rolls.
(the following is a joke section because im bored, this has nothing to do with the storyline and there will be a proper bit under this, hope it goes ok, its kinda just crackfic)
just as ibuki gives up hope to get tasty party food, a lavender wheel comes speeding in the door.
"I AM HERE!"
all-might?! wait, no, its just amethyst.
She walks to the food table... AND EATS ALL THE SHITTY SAUSAGE ROLLS. SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR LIKE A FISH. AND BECOMES...purple puma. . .
"OMG! PURPLE PUMA! IM SUCH A BIG FAN!!" says Byakuya, on his knees praising the being.
amethyst questions reality and leaves.
(proper section syarts here)
ibuki approaches kokichi, onlyu to see that he has a plate full of sausage rolls...
TO BE CONTINUED...
(sorry for teh shitty storyline so far, itll get better, i promise)
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Can't Sleep | Tsumioda | Bandaid
FanficWhen Ibuki is forced to go to a meetup/catchup with her family she is anything but exited and plans to have a terrible time, but plans can always change. this story is NOT set in game and has no relations with any of the games other than characters...
