Character: Azumane Asahi
Canon Asahi: A teddy bear with crippling anxiety
Fanon Asahi: Jesus
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(C) Asahi: Hello!
(F) Asahi: Hi
(C) Asahi: How are you?
(F) Asahi: My teammates are all really horny
(C) Asahi: Frrrr
(F) Asahi: They all need Jesus
(C) Asahi: We're not even Christian tho
(F) Asahi: I'm Jesus
(C) Asahi: What?
(C) Asahi: Is this bcs I look like Jesus?
(C) Asahi: ISAG if it is, I'm cutting my hair.
(F) Asahi: Do not swear at god, that's a sin
(C) Asahi: It was a typo, calm down dude
(F) Asahi: You need holy water.
(F) Asahi: Thank heavens I carry 7814278381723728376 liters of holy water with me at all times.
(C) Asahi: Why would you..
(C) Asahi: You just keyboard slammed bcs there's no way that's true
(C) Asahi: Why DO you carry holy water anyways?
(F) Asahi: My teammates are horny.
(C) Asahi: So?
(C) Asahi: Does holy water cure horniness?
(C) Asahi: Noya needs it a lot then
(C) Asahi: Hinata wasn't wrong at calling him a horny tornado y'know?
(F) Asahi: Jesus disapproves
(C) Asahi: FFS UR NOT JESUS
(F) Asahi: Cursing is a sin
(C) Asahi: I can't do this today.
-(C) Asahi is offline-
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Canon Haikyuu Meets Fanon
FanfictionThis was supposed to be a holiday special for my Haikyuu Scenarios book but I got too caught up... So here you go :D
