Characters: Azumane Asahi & Nishinoya Yuu
Canon Asanoya: Gentle giant x short enemy of the state / They encourage each other
Fanon Asanoya: Jesus Asahi turns into the devil when he's with Noya / Noya's rlly horny
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(C) Nishinoya: HEYY!!
(C) Asahi: Hey Noya :)
(C) Nishinoya: Hi babe :D
(C) Asahi: You look like you're in a good mood
(C) Nishinoya: I am!!
(C) Asahi: Sth good happened?
(C) Nishinoya: Just remembered I'm dating the best person in the world <33333
-(C) Asahi is offline-
-(C) Asahi is online-
(C) Asahi: Stop it
(C) Asahi: I'm blushing
(F) Nishinoya: UGH DADDY YES
(C) Asahi: Um what 💀
(C) Nishinoya: You ruined the moment :I
(C) Nishinoya: but slay... ig
(F) Asahi: Making love is a sin
(F) Asahi: And I do not support it as Jesus
(C) Nishinoya: As... As what?
(C) Asahi: Oh God...
(F) Asahi: Yes?
(C) Nishinoya: Didn't u just say that you were Jesus?
(F) Asahi: Yes, I'm Jesus.
(F) Asahi: I carry holy water with me at all times.
(F) Nishinoya: Even when fucking me with your [I'm gonna hate myself for writing this oh god] big fat juicy c0ck?
(F) Asahi: I'm going to cum into your wet tight p*ssy [I HATE MYSELF HELP AKJDASDKJLASDLK]
(C) Nishinoya: Wow he legit went from:🥺🥰 to: 😈😏
(C) Nishinoya: Also I'm a male wtf
(C) Asahi: Noyaaa
(C) Asahi: Wanna ditch these dumbasses and watch a movie?
(C) Nishinoya: Me rolling thundering to your house: 🤸♂️
(C) Asahi: lol
(C) Asahi: Don't do that tho
(C) Asahi: I don't want you to be run over with a bus
(C) Nishinoya: Me rolling thundering to your house being hit by a bus: 🚍🤸♂️
(C) Asahi: Don't.
(C) Nishinoya: Sorry babe :(
(C) Nishinoya: OMW!!!
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Canon Haikyuu Meets Fanon
FanfictionThis was supposed to be a holiday special for my Haikyuu Scenarios book but I got too caught up... So here you go :D
