So, yeah. This is the moment you've all been waiting for! Wait, seriously? I think I got that wrong. OK, so at the moment you're probably, wait re-phrase that, definitely thinking, "what am I reading?" And thinking about carrying on with your journey across Wattpad or whatever you were going to do before you stumbled across this. But maybe, just maybe, you're also thinking, "I'll at least read this introduction thing and see what other stuff it says that I won't be able to understand," and that's good if you are. But if you do want to read any further I suggest you take great care whilst doing so because this book may be dangerous... I mean dangerous to the brain obviously. Here's a little warning sign I just made up on the spot:
CAUTION (I didn't know whether to say "caution" or "warning" so I chose "caution" but if you don't like my decision then just put up with it for now, OK?)
This story/book thing may contain weird language (but nothing too serious) and stupidly baffling wordios - a bit like that one which is meant to say words.
Read at your own risk.
Oh, and also, I say "basically" a lot.
