Laluna: Hey Kilobyte!
Kilobyte: Hm? Oh hey Laluna! What's up?
Laluna: I have a question! What scares you?
General Crunch: *overhears* Oh! I always wanted to know this!
Kilobyte: Uh...It's nothing, okay?
Laluna: Aw c'mon! Not like we're gonna laugh at you or anything!
Kilobyte: Look, there is only one thing I am scared of. But guess what, you will never find out what it is! Haha! *walks away*
General Crunch: I wonder what it is...
General Shifter: What's going on?
Laluna: Kilobyte won't tell us what he's scared of.
General Shifter: You know, I always thought he was fearless.
Laluna: He said only one thing scares him though.
General Crunch: Maybe he's hiding something from us...
*2 hours later*
Laluna: *hears something* Hm?
Laluna: *opens door where noise came from*
Laluna: Oh! Hi Shifter! Watcha doin?
General Shifter: Hey Laluna! I'm trying to catch this cicada that flew in. *sees the cicada* There it is!
Kilobyte: Hey guys! What's going- *the cicada lands on his face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! CICADA!!!!!!!!!!
Laluna: *dies of laughter* Wow! THAT'S what you're scared of?!
General Shifter: *also dying of laughter* I always thought it was spiders!
Kilobyte: I HATE YOU ALL! JUST GET IT OFF!!!!
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Randomness Book ^-^
HumorMy favorite things in a nutshell basically. Cover (c) I don't know, I found it online. It's outdated though, might change.
