piemations stories from an autistic 14 year old

"merry Christmas asshole"

Suction cup man x reader hehe

I would also like to mention that im using my headcannon version of scm and not the cannon version so he's a demon ig

Y/n pov ig

I was sitting in my office, staring out the window. It was exactly Christmas day and the whole building was decorated and just for the celebration of it.. i gace myself a mug of hot cocoa instead of coffee. I didn't even know if we should be working, but i didnt care. It was snowing, hard. The sound of the wind mixed with the Christmas music playing on my computer was just wonderful.

I sat there for a few more moments untill i heard a very.. familiar.. sound through the window. Oh my fucking god. I stood up and walked over to the window and looked down. Yup.. there he was. There was a man with medium length brown hair and a helmet, wearing a purple shirt with the sleeves rolled up and ripped jeans climbing the tower with.. suction cups.. yeah its weird as fuck. His name was just 'suction cup man'. I quickly grabbed his arms and pulled him into my office.

He rolled onto the floor, looking dead as fuck and pale. I crouched down and tapped him a bit before he quickly sat up and almost flinging his helmet off his head, his tiny demon horns catching it and pulling on his head. He looked back at me and smiled. "Top of the tower to ya (y/n)!" He shivered greeting me. I rolled my eyes and looked back at him. "Why the hell are you here?! You know my boss will KILL me if he finds you here!!" I snapped at him, but he just stood up and shrugged, shaking the snow off his tail. "Thats the fun of it! Its risky, which makes our meetings so much better, dear!"

"Just fuckin sit down or whatever.. i scoffed at the little 'pet name' he called me.. fucking 'dear'.. i sat down at my desk and watched the man flop onto a random couch i had in my office. He looked exhausted as hell.. strange.. "why did you come here? Its snowing bad.. you could've died in the cold..!" He looked back at me and scoffed, raising his hand in the air. "You cant kill suction cup man!" He yelled. "Wonder what this is then.." i smirked and kicked his tail. He yelped and held onto it, thrashing in his grip in anger. "First off.. dont fucking kick me!" He let go of it. "Second off.. i escaped hell! So it doesnt count!" He playfully stuck his tounge out at me.

I held my head, watching the demon shiver. Since he's so used to being all warm now he's VERY sensitive to the cold. Poor guy.. cant handle when it's 59° outside and climbed all the way up here in a snowstorm.. now that i thought about it i smiled a bit, walking over to the coat rack next to the door and grabbing a blanket i had just in case the storm got too bad. I tossed it at the man, it landing on his face and causing him to flinch and pull of the blanket. "What the fuck is this for.." he looked up at me. "Wear it.. it'll be better trust me.". He wrapped the blanket around his shoulders and almost instantly nuzzling into them.

"See?" I giggled a bit as he stared at me. "Well im pretty sure it can get warmer.." he smiled and wrapped his tail around my leg (i was only a foot away from him), dragging me closer. It took my slow ass a moment to understand before my face heated up. I stared at him, trying to see if he was joking or not. Nope. I sighed and sat next to him, wrapping my arms around his waist. He smiled more comfortably and pulled me into the blanket, wrapping his tail around my hips. I smiled and buried my face inti his chest.

"Merry Christmas asshole.."

Woo first actual chapter lets gooooo

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