"Hello, Boris," Peppa said after dinner.
"Hello, Peppa," Boris replied.
"I have to ask you something..." Peppa stated.
"Ask then."
"Will you go out with me?"
"Kk."
"WAIT, REALLY!?"
"Shh, don't tell George!"
"Kk, bby, uwu,"
"OwO also pretend to hate me in front of George so we aren't sus."
George heard Boris and Peppa talking, and thought: "Bojo is clearly cheating on me... I can't believe him!"
George started planning revenge. He would kill Peppa that night... No... that would be sus of him! OOH, HE COULD HYPNOTISE BORIS TO KILL HER WITH HIM THEN THEY CAN GO TO JAIL TOGETHER!!! YESSSS!!!
He went to Boris's room and used his magical hypnosis ring to make Boris copy his every move, just one step behind him. So then they went and they both stabbed Peppa to death and then they went back to bed but George forgot to unhypnotise Boris so he was just stood watching George sleep until 10am which was 12 hours after he was hypnotised. Oh well, no one saw so it didn't really matter.
