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Sam: So are you a top or a bottom?

Steve: Neither, I’m just a burden

Bucky, from the other room: He’s a bottom

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Steve : bucky?

Bucky, who can't be bothered to get up: who the hell is Bucky??

Steve: I'm really gonna need you to stop doing that or I'm going to start crying and it will be really embarrassing for both of us

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Steve : * eating a cinnamon roll*

Bucky gasping : c a n n a b a l i s m

Steve: ???

Steve: HARRY WHAT HAVE YOU TAUGHT HIM NOW
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Bucky: when I get a dog I'm going to name it darling.

Natasha : nice, after that song?

Bucky: what?? No. So I can yell DARLING and Steve will shit himself

Natasha : and there it is

Bucky: Hehehe watch

Bucky: DARLING GET OVER HERE

Steve:oh good lord save me *starts running *  I SWEAR EATING THOSE LAUNDRY TABLETS WAS THOR'S IDEA

Bucky: see-wait you did what!!

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Bucky: are you sure this guy even knows you're in love with him

Steve: I don't know, i've been dropping hints for a while but he never seems to catch on

Bucky: try to be more obvious about it

Steve: how?

Bucky: say something really straightforward like "i'm in love with you"

Steve: i'm in love with you

Bucky: yes exactly like that, if he doesn't get it he's an idiot

Steve: Buck i'm in love with you

Bucky: yes thats perfect but don't say Buck

Steve: no like i'm in love with you

Bucky: it was better the first time

Steve: OH MY GOD BUCKY IM IN LOVE WITH YOU

Bucky: jeez don't yell at him

Steve:i-

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Steve: I can't find my top.

Natasha: Bucky's in the kitchen.

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Steve: guess what number im thinking of

Sam: 420

Steve: no, that's very immature of you. someone else guess and please take it seriously this time

bucky:69

Steve: yeah it was 69

Sam:.........😶

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steve: [accidentally brushes bucky’s hand]

bucky: [grabs and holds steve’s hand aggressively] fucking commit to it.

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steve: *reaches for the fries on bucky’s plate*

bucky: *slams down grocery store divider between his plate and steve’s hand*

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