My Forged Wedding : Kougami Yamato

Episode 3 (Wife's school visit)

(I smell miso soup...and broiled fish...)

When I open my eyes, awakened by the promise of good food...

[Yamato]
"You're finally up, huh"

[Me]
"!"

Yamato's face is right in front of mine, crowding my vision.
I reflexively push him away.

[Me]
"Don't!"

[Yamato]
"Whoa!"

Yamato flies back, his head slamming into the wall.

[Yamato]
"Ouch!"

[Me]
"Oh, I...I'm sorry..."

[Yamato]
"How'd you get so strong!? You almost killed me!"

[Me]
"No I didn't... It's your fault for attacking people right when they wake up!"

[Yamato]
"And just who is attacking people from the minute they wake up, huh? You're the one snoring away drooling all over the place..."

[Me]
"Drooling?"

[Yamato]
"I came to check on you last night, and you were fast asleep, drooling everywhere"

[Me]
"You watched me sleep!?"

[Yamato]
"I was checking on you because I was worried. Don't make it weird"

[Me]
"How rude... Peeping in on a pure young lady while she's sleeping..."

[Yamato]
"Oh, you're a pure young lady, aren't you. Ditching your man the minute a handsome face looks your way..."

[Me]
"..."

[Yamato]
"Eh, well, it doesn't matter anyway"

(He's changing the subject... Did that remind him of what happened with my fiance? Maybe he's actually being considerate...)

[Yamato]
"Anyway, get changed and wash your face. It's breakfast time"

[Me]
"It smells good! You made it, right?"

[Yamato]
"I had to. Someone was fast asleep"

[Me]
"I'm sorry..."

[Yamato]
"Don't apologize so earnestly, it creeps me out. I'm a good cook, so hurry up before the miso soup gets cold"

Yamato leaves the room, rubbing his aching head and mumbling to himself.

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