(Un)Fortunate Series of Events

Little gay people go shopping

It was during spring. The sun was shining, and the gentle breeze carried around a sweet flowery aroma. Everyone had already woken up and gone out with their loved ones to enjoy the glorious day outside. Well... everyone except the two menaces - Cam and Tails.

It was around 11 am when Cam woke up. Their fur was a bit messy, but it quickly got brushed off. The air in the room was hot and muggy, so they quickly rushed to open the window as warm air made them gag. Cam yawned and stretched in front of the window while the sweet breeze entered the room. Afterwards, they grabbed their phone from the nightstand and quickly opened Furcord. They scrolled through the servers in the silly app, searching for funny people to have sex with, but alas, they had no luck. They let out a sigh as they felt the boredom inhibiting their feline body. Suddenly, they had an idea - to phone their bestie Tails.

The time was already around noon. Tails was still in a deep slumber as it had attended a frat party yesterday and had consumed several kinds of alcohol and other substances; hence it was totally exhausted. Its phone rang, revealing an Ayesha Erotica ringtone. It quickly jumped up from its total slumber as it recognized who was calling. Cam had a unique ringtone in Tails' phone. It promptly answered the call.

"Heey, bestiee," said Tails sleepily. "To what do I owe the pleasure to get a phone call in this early hour?"

"Omg, you faggy, it's already noon. Wake the fuck up, ugh!" Cam was frustrated as they hated sleeping in because they felt like they had wasted their day.

"Ughh fine, fine" Tails rolled its eyes, radiating bitch energy through the phone. It quickly stood up, forgetting it was entirely naked and had a big stretch.

"*yawns* Okay, what's up, little gender thing?" Tails said as a little devilish smirk appeared on its face.

"I was a little bored, so I decided to give you a call," said Cam. "so do you have any plans for today, little queer?"

"Mm no, not really" Tails was inspecting his nails. "Wanna like maybe go out for a little shopping? I've been wanting to spend some of my sugar daddies' money for a while," it giggled.

"Yass, ok, pick you up in 20."

"Slay, ok, waiting!" Tails hung up the phone.

Tails started looking around its room to get its things ready for the departure. as it was almost ready, a deep voice shattered the silence behind it. "Well, good morning, handsome," said the voice. "why leave so soon?". Suddenly flashbacks started piercing Tails' mind. it remembered about the voice. It was a guy it hooked up with at the party last night. Tails turned around. A handsome face was looking at him from under the covers.

"Oh h-hey you!" said Tails. "you scared me for a second!" Tails climbed back in bed. "How did you sleep?" smiled Tails.

"Oh, pretty good! You drained me yesterday," blushed the stranger.

"Yeah.. okay, I gotta go out with a friend like rn soo yah bye!"

the stranger pulled Tails by its hand. "Wanna maybe.. hop in for another round?"

Tails giggled. "Sure, teehee!"

Tails jumped in the bed and gave the handsome man in its bed a big nice slobbery blowjob. The man expelled his sticky liquids with delight. When he was done, he laughed a little, pulled Tails next to him, and spooned it. However, little Tails, being his touch-hating self, jumped out of bed as soon as it felt the stranger's grip.

"Mm ya no sorry mkay see ya, darling!"

Tails rushed outside, hoping for his bestie to come faster. It was just about to phone Cam when they passed by it with unimaginable speed. Cam rapidly hit the breaks, and the piercing sound from the tires disrupted the piece in the whole neighborhood.

"get in bitch. We're going shopping, YASS."

Tails ran towards the car and jumped in the passenger seat. "SLAY"

As they drove off with unimaginable speed to the nearest mall, all left from them in front of Tails' house was smoke and the echo from their voice saying "slayy, slayy, slayy..." over and over again.