(Un)Fortunate Series of Events

destroying the sugar daddies' bank accounts

It was not even 30 minutes later when Tails and Cam appeared at the shopping center. Cam carelessly flew by the pedestrians on the parking lot, hitting an elder or two while yelling at the rest of the drivers to suck a pussy or something of the sort while Tails was checking out his fur in the side mirror. They parked the car on a walkway near the entrance because Cam couldn't be bothered to find a place to park, and at the same time, he could infuriate so many people without even trying. The devious creatures grabbed their bags and went inside. 

As soon as they had a glimpse of the shop windows, their animalistic side overthrew their conscious minds. All they could think of was spending as much money as they could on the most expensive but cute items they could find in the shops, even if that meant ripping it out of someone's hands with brute force. 

"Ready?" said Tails while giggling like a total psycho. 

"Absolutely!" answered Cam.

They quickly sprinted towards the shops, leaving a slight trace of their expensive perfumes because going feral didn't mean not being classy. 

People were constantly letting out screams as the besties scavenged every last shop for fab items. Every swipe of their sugar daddies' credit cards let out a piercing sound. 

"All it took was just two bussy pictures for a copy of his card! He's sooo in love with me!" said Tails pridefully.

"Rarghh.. It's bizarre how many men simp over your little gay ass," replied Cam.

Tails giggled. "I just have that effect on people, I suppose!" 

He grabbed Cam's paw and rushed to the exit, carrying a dozen bags of clothes and other pricey items. They threw their purchases in the back of Cam's Cabrio and swiftly got in the car. Some mad pedestrians were yelling at them for parking the car on a walkway but Cam and Tails could not be bothered to even listen to the pedestrians' hatred and quickly drove off yet again hitting elders on the way back from the mall. 

"Well that was fun ha-haa!" said energetically Tails.

"YASSS omg, we should do that more often!!" yelled Cam with rapture.

"SLAAAY! So! What are we gonna do now?" asked Tails waiting eagerly for Cam's response.

"Urg.. mmm... uh.." Cam was trying to decide so so hard. "um.."

"Chop chop faggy, quick!"

"OMG, IM TRYING!!" growled Cam with annoyance. "mm.. OH, OH MINIGOLF!"

"YASSSSS"

"YAAASS"

Cam turned around the car and headed for her favorite minigolf court while he and his best friend were yassing aggressively and blasting Mitski with deafening volume.