Kamado Tanjiro Vs Muzan Kibutsuji

Chapter 20 { Agatzuma Zenitsu }

(Tanjiro's POV)

The sparrow on the boy's shoulder fly toward me and landed on my hand saying, 'Chirp chrip! Chrip chrip!'

I nodded and say, 'I see I understand. I'll think of a way!' The sparrow suddenly shine in happiness.

While the boy keep yelling, 'PLEASE MARRY ME!' He never let go of the girl's leg. I quickly walk over toward him and hold him up into the sky holding his back haori.

I scolded the boy, 'What the hell are you doing in the middle of the road! Can't you see the lady doesn't want this! And you're bothering the sparrow too!' with a tick mark on my forehead.

He look at me and his eyes widens, 'Ah! The uniform! You're the one from the final selection!'

I reply, 'I definitely don't know a guy like you! Definitely don't!'

He yells, 'Eh! We've met though, we really have met before! You've got memory issue!'

I ignore him and reassure the girl, 'Alright, young lady. You should hurry on back home.' She bow down and thank me.

He yell for ignoring him, 'HEY! SHE STILL NEEDS TO MARRY ME, SHE LIKES ME!'

The girl walked toward him and give him a good slap on the face, 'Shame on you!' She kept slapping him non stop. I grab her from the back to calm her down.

She yells at him, 'When did I ever say that I liked you! I only talked to you because I thought you were sick when I saw you squatting on the side of the road!'

He replies tearfully, 'Doesn't that mean that you talked to me because you're worried about me because you like me?!'

She yelled with a tick mark on her face, 'That's completely impossible, I have already a fiance already! I see that you're really energetic already so you should be fine! Lets never see each other again!' She walked away angrily.

He says, 'Wait... Wait!' He kneel down in despair. He turns toward me and says, 'Why did you have to come and mess with... WHAT SORT OF EXPRESSION IS THAT!' I looked at him in disgusts and weirdness.

He continue saying, 'It's all your fault! It's all your fault I didn't get married!' He look at me again but I keep staring him with the same expression. He yells, 'SAY SOMETHING!'

He continue his statement, 'I'm about to die! I definitely die the next time I'm on the job! I'm super weak and don't think exaggerating! You need to protect me before I finally get married!'

I reply, 'My name is Kamado Tanjiro!

He hold me while kneeling on the ground, 'Is that so! I'm sorry. My name is Agatsuma Zenitsu! Help me, Tanjiro!'

I say, 'Why would a person like you who asks for the help of somebody he just met want to be a swordman! How can you be so shameless to such a extent!' while staring him down with my crimson red eyes.

He replies, 'That's way too harsh! It's because I was decieved by a woman and I've got a buttload of debt! That guy I own money to say that I need to repay the debt the woman owns. Him as well so he "groomed" me! I went through a hellish training regime everyday and during that time I really though I might as well just die! And I though I really was going to die during the final selection! In the end, I was lucky and I survived! Then I ended up back in thay hellish lifestyle again! Ah! Scary scary! So scary! I DON'T WANT THIS AHHH! I DON'T WANT THIS AT ALL AHHHH! SAVE MEEEEE!'

I his pat back and ask in concerned, 'What's going on with you, are you okay?' while the sparrow is talking to my crow. After all that nonsense, we continue walking to my mission destination. On the way, I give him a riceball that I had left to calm him down.