Zenitsu pov
"Got it! I'm a god and you are trash!
First and foremost. That should be drilled into your head! Put it in there! If I tell you to turn into a dog, you will. Turn into a dog. If I tell you to turn into a monkey, you will. Turn become a monkey. You'll always make me laugh while bowing down and begging for favors. Also, please try your hardest to flatter me! I'm going to say it again. I'm a divine being!" Uzui yelled with a pose making calling himself a god.
This guy is a bad news. He is more idiotic than me. Wait... I'm not an idiot! "How do you rule as a god?" Another idiot spotted...he is strong but idiot sometimes. "I'm a god of shinobi! Rules over flamboyance. The god of festivities!" I'm sure of it...he rules over every moron here in japan. I sight as i heard inosuke calling himself a king of the mountain. "What are you talking about...your just disgusting" he mockingly said. I almost laugh cuz it's true. No! Your as same as him! Morons!.
"Wisteria house is near. We'll get prepared in there" huh! He disappeared! I look and saw him far away. He look likes a small sesame seed! "So this is the power of the festivity god huh" tanjiro shrugged "no his a pillar Uzui tengen." After him! After him! I yelled.
Uzui pov
Once we infiltrate the red light district we first have to look for my wife. "This is unbelievable! stop joking! Don't use your personal subordinate to look for your brides!" I hear the annoying blonde boy scream. 'huh! Your misunderstanding something, dumbass!' i said pretty annoyed so the rumors is true. Kamaboko squad have once annoying blonde.
"No, I'm not one of them. I'm going to shout it loud and clear! You'll never be popular because you're a weirdo! However! You're telling us demon hunters that you're looking for a wife!" His screeching is annoying as fuck! As i scream at him that my wife infiltrated the red light district to find the demon hiding there and we lost each others contact. What the heck is wrong with this guy.
The forehead guys is just sitting there like a dumb man while the boar head is eating some food. "That's all in your head there right?" You shitty brat! I yelled as i throw to him every letter that i receive from them from my three wives!. "Thrrr...three! You bastard! How do you have three wives!"
His screeching is making my ears ring like hell! I thought as i punch him on the stomach to shut him up.
Tanjiro pov
"Any other complain?" He asked as he look at the three of us and we just shut up for a while. I asked him how can we infiltrate the demon if they stand out that easily. "We're gonna use disguise" he said. He also told us that his wives is top of the female ninja konoichi and they think that the red light district is the best place for demons to lurk.
They tried to infiltrated multiple times but cantt find any signs of demons. That's why they decided to went deeper than a mere costumer. "Suma in tokito house. Makio in Ogimoto house. And hinatsuru in kyougoku house" after some explaining we decided to disguise and went to our destination.
No ones pov
The red light district in Yoshiwara. The night district, where men and women's lust and charm whirl in a tempest of love and hate. The red light district is known as the flower district because it is designed like a flower, as the name suggests. The prostitutes who live here are either poor or have sold out owing to debt. They have to deal with a lot of difficulties.
However, they are promised the basic essentials of existence in exchange. If they can make it as a prostitute, that is. By being bought out, they may be able to become part of a wealthy family.
The 'oiran,' the most notable among them, are radically different. They are expert women who have excelled in all areas of their lives: beauty, education, and performance. You simply cannot meet a high-ranking oiran; in order to secure an audience with them, guys must attend the red light district on a regular basis, as if they were competitors.
"Oh...my. this are some ugly woman" looking at the members of kamaboko squad. "Then I'll entrust one on you ma'am' uzui convincingly said as the girl pick tanjiro...aka- sumi because she look so honest.
"You guys are worthless. I can only sell you for cheap" uzui said as he got silently cursed by zenitsu who look likes a dumb ass wearing a girl clothes full of make up. Basically it's three of them who looks like a dumbass.
Inosuke aka Inoko has been sold too by ogimoto house and last but not the least, our annoying blonde has been also sold and force to play shamisen while cursing uzui.
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