Ichigo Multiverse

Kazui Kurosaki

Shunsui:"Female Ichigo looks pretty beutiful huh Jushiro."

Jushiro:"*coughing* I don't think that is very wise to say old friend. After all young Ichigo could here you and throw a fit."

Shunsui:"Hehe I'm sure he would *sigh* though a man can dream."

Jushiro:"*chuckles* He sure can."

Asher:"Alright A little disruption from the female Ichigo universe-"

Most of the men:"Aww."

Asher:".........Okay? Anyways thus time we are seeing the child of Ichigo Kurosaki and his wife Orihime Kurosaki."

Orihime:"*spits out drink* M-m-me a-and Ichigo's child!?"

Hiyori:'Seriously? Her?!'

Lisa:'Hmm, too bad. Oh well, I still have a chance.'

Rukia:'I expected Orihime and Ichigo to get together. But damn it! I can't help but be jealous! I mean we have a closer bond!......I think.'

Rangiku:"Mareiwd huh. Well you know the saying Orihime, sharing is caring! So can we share the lovely strawberry?😏~"

Orihime:"R-rangiku!........sure."

The rest of the girls:"HUH!?"

Rangiku:"REALLY!?"

Isshin:"*anime tears* My son takes after his father more and more! I'm so happy!"

Karin:"I'm sure if you ever had a harem fantasy, mom sure beat the crap out of you for having the thought goat chin."

While all of that was happening Ichigo left the room he was in. His upper uniform is no where to be in sight. His hair is disheveled, and more  messy than it usually looks. His body his covered in sweat and other liquids that I will not type down.

Ichigo looked around to see if anyone noticed him, but Asher did.

Asher:"*whistles to Ichigo*"

Ichigo:"Huh?"

Ichigo looked over to where the mysterious being is and nodded in acknowledgement.

Asher pointed to a certain pary of a wall, which Ichigo looked in the direction to where it pointed and saw a sighn of restrooms. Asher saw the confused expression and wrote a word in the air somehow.

*Showers*

Ichigo stood there confused for a moment but then he smelled himself and knew immediately what the being ment. Ichigo mouthed a thanks and left to hit the showers.

Asher:'Hmm. Wonder what happened to Yoruichi and Soi Fon? Heh I'm sure their alright.'

You can imagine what happened to them because I am not a lemon/smut writer.

Asher turned to the audience and went to get their attention.

Asher:"Sorry to interrupt harem Ichigo-"

Isshin yells out in joy off screen.

Asher:"But we must continue with the universe."

Orihime:"U-um before we start c-can you tell me something?"

Asher:"Hmm? Uh I guess. My knowledge is very limited so I will try to answer as best I can. Though if it's an english class question that there's no way I can help. I suck in that class."

Orihime:"You have classes?"

Asher:"We're getting off topic."

Orihime:"Oh right! Um, what's the name of our son?"