Trouble In Parricide (Benidorm)

Two

"Tiger." Lexi said walking into the bedroom. "Yea." He turned around looking at her. "Are we still taking Joey out today." She asked him when her phone started buzzing. She declined the call.

"Yea, anyway who was that guy you got of with last night?" He asked her. "I never got off with anyone but you." She folded her arms and looked at him. "I know J was joking. Anyway if you did he'd be dead ." Tiger laughed and went out of the bedroom and into the living room. "Little swine at least I know he's joking" She mumbled.

"What time are we going?" Lexi said walking into the living room and sat next to Tiger. "I'm half an hour." He mumbled. Lexi was concerned. He sounded annoyed. "Tiger what's wrong?" She asked him sitting in front of him on the table.

"Nothing. Just hungover. Sort of." He looked at her fake smiling. Last night he found out that his parents had split up for good. "Okay then. I love you." She held his hands and hugged him. "I love you to." He looked into her eyes.

"You can talk to me about anything. I'll listen." She whispered in his ear. He kissed her cheek and smiled. "Come on. We'll go find Joey." Tiger mumbled wiping a tear away.

They interlocked fingers, he didn't want Lexi to know he cries. They went out the hotel room and got into the lift. "Are you sure you want to go out today?" Lexi asked him.

"Yea. Just got a headache." He tried making up excuses. "Talk to me later." She told him and they went outside to the pool bar. Tiger and Joey sat down for ten minutes. Lexi turned her head over her shoulder and saw a women.

"Oh my god. Nana!" She ram up to her and hugged her. "Hey, hey, hey. My e-cig nearly fell out of my hands then." She laughed. Tiger came over with Joey. "Hi Mrs H." Tiger said to her.

Lexi gave her Nana a look. "Hello Tiger." She said in a nice voice for a change. "This is Joey nana, Tigers mate." They both said hello to each other and Tiger and joey say back down over near the pool.

"That wasn't as painful as I expected." Lexi sat on a stool next to her Nana. "Since when do you vape?" Lexi asked her Nana. "Since one week ago. What have you and Tiger been up to then." She asked her.

Lexi stayed quiet. "Right that's enough detail. I'm off to Mr.Wu's across the road I'll see you In Neptune's tonight darling." Madge drive off in her mobility scooter.

Lexi went back over to Tiger. "Please remind me to never introduce anyone to my nana ever again." Lexi mumbled and looked at a leaflet for a bar up the Old Town.

"I'm gonna go see Kenneth i'm the Salon, I'll be a few minutes. Go show Joey Benidorm he'll love it." Lexi handed Tiger five hundred euros and kissed him on the cheek.

She went into the Salon. "Sorry love we're not doing wa-" "Hiya Lexi." Kenneth hugged her. "How's you and Tiger?" He asked her. She started at the hair dye box.

"We're amazing. But i'm worried about him. He seemed really off and he never cries around me. I don't think he's okay." She looked at the ceiling. "Well tonight just have a talk with him. He'll open up to you I'm sure you've been together for two years." Kenneth said to her.

Liam walked in. "Three tequila sunrises Liam. I've got a women in destress." Kenneth told Liam. "No it's fine, I'm off for a couple of hours in the sun." She walked out of the Salon and went to the pool side.

She picked up her phone as someone was calling her it was Tiger.

Tiger: We have sort of a problem.
Lexi: What
Tiger: We need you to convince these people to let us out if the bar I got your brother pissed at also do it in Spanish.
Lexi: I'll be there in ten.

She put the phone down. "Twats." Lexi laughed and got all her things and walked to the place we're two years ago Tiger and Micheal got hammered.

Lexi went up to were Tiger and Joey are. "What do you need me to do?" Lexi asked Tiger. "Convince these idiots to let us go and we'll all go to another bar." He whispered."Hola Katerina." Lexi said walking up to the table. "Hola Lexi."

"dime por qué mi novio y sus amigos están aquí diciendo que no pueden irse." She asked Katerina and her brother looked at Lexi. ("Tell me why my boyfriend and his friends are here saying they can't leave.")

"Porque su amiguito me llamó perro y pidió un trío." Katerina snapped. ("Because his little friend called me a dog and asked for a threesome.")

Lexi turned her head to look at Joey. "You know her?" Tiger whispered to Lexi. "Old friend, she taught me how to fire a gun and hit the target." She whispered back.

"Mira, Joey, no es el más inteligente de todos. Está un poco loco, no en un psicópata. Tenía un diccionario de francés y pensó que estábamos en Francia por alguna razón." Lexi smiled at her. ("Look, Joey, he's not the smartest of all. He's a little crazy, not psycho. He had a French dictionary and he thought we were in France for some reason.")

"Mira Lexi, me gustas, eres mi amigo, pero te sugiero que te vayas antes de morir por intoxicación alcohólica." Katerina told Lexi getting in her face. ("Look Lexi, I like you, you are my friend, but I suggest you leave before you die of alcohol poisoning.")

"¿Por qué sigues enojado por la época en que yo tenía dieciséis años y tú tenías veinticinco y yo te gané en un juego de beber?" Lexi said looking her in the eyes. ("Why are you still mad at the time when I was sixteen and you were twenty-five and I beat you at a drinking game?").

Katerina looked shocked. That was something she made Lexi swear to never tell anyone. "vete a la mierda Lexi Garvey." Katerina whispered. ("Fuck you Lexi Garvey").

Lexi, Tiger and Joey walked out of the pub and went back to the Solana. "How the fricking hell did you manage that and what did you say?" Tiger asked her holding her hand. "Me cago en todos tus antepasados!" Katerina yelled from the bar. ("I shit on all your ancestors!")