Gonna do 2 dares in one chapter... Dont ask my logic :3
__________________________@OwlInTheDark dares: I dare you to make Jere-Bear nosebleed in every chapter!
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Jeremy: "Well t-then... F-Fuck me!"
*Mike walks in with a bikini swimming suit on, walking towards Jeremy in a sexy, stupid way*
*Jeremy stares, nosebleeding alittle*
Jelly: *rolls eyes and walk up to Jeremys right ear, whispering* "Penis!"
*Jeremy shoots out blood from nose, falling on the floor, not breathing*
Jelly: "CPR!!!"
*Jelly does CPR on bloody Jeremy.*
*Mike contuines to dance with bikini swimming suit on*
*Owl (@OwlInTheDark) runs up and kicks Mike in the ass*
Owl: "Fuck off! Jeremy is dieing cause of the loss of blood!"
*After Jeremy startes breathing again, Jelly runs up and kicks Mike in the (coughs) the place when the sun no shine*
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@midpaw dares: I dare Mike to sing my little pony song and dress up as a maid for 3 dares!
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*Mike takes a shower, singing my little pony*
*Jelly and Mid (@midpaw) comes up to the shower certains with a bucket and maid dress in our hands, including a baseball bat, which Mike doesnt notice*
*Kenzie and Pesky grabs the shower certains*
Jelly: *whispers* "3... 2... 1..."
*Kenzie and Pesky pulls down the shower certains, revealing a naked, screaming Mike*
*Mid shoves a bucket on Mikes head, beating the crap out of it when a baseball bat*
Jelly: *giggles* "Shit man, you gonna kill him!"
*Mid stops beating, having naked Mike fall on the shower tiles, unconscious, with a bucket on his head*
Jelly: "First, should we put underwear on him?"
Kenzie: *rubs hands evily* "Nope! Lets have him suffer!"
*Jelky nods head, sliding the maid dress over Mikes naked body*
*Mike penis sticks out of dress*
Jelly: "Fuck!"
*Mid returns with duck tape in her hands, passing it to Jelly*
Jelly: *Nods, smirking. Jelly pulls out a piece of duck tape and throws it at Peskys face, screaming* "I DONT WANNA TOUCH HIS PEEWEE!"
*Pesky rolls eyes, taking the duck tape and places on Mikes member, taping it onto Mikes belly.
Pesky: *rubs hands, unamused* "Wasnt that hard..."
*Jelly face palms, Mid giggles*
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Gtg school, and i didnt do my fucking homework!