before I get started I want everyone to know this is a total joke. Im writing this out of boredom. this is not meant to offend anyone !
"y/n! is this dress cute?"
you look over at your friends decision. "Bruh that looks like shitttt." your friend looks at you with a smirk on her face. "looks a lot like you bitch ass." you continue to laugh while looking at the doo doo brown shit color of a wedding dress.
you continue to look for the perfect dress. and finally, a dress caught your eye. you try it on to see if it fits.
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"ooo-OOOOH good HEAVENS YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL Y/N!!!! OH GGOoooodD HEAVENS if jungkook doesn't find you looking hot as ever in this dress idk what to say!!!! you are gorgeous!"
you look in the mirror in love with the dress. a slight tint of red forms across your face. "I hope jungkook likes my wedding dress..."
after what seems like forever shopping you get ready for the wedding at your house. you hop out of the car walking towards the entrance of your house. suddenly you trip over some dumbass step to your house.
"UUUUAhAHHHHhhhHHH shiitttttt i-I JUST FaWWKING FELLL ON MA FACEEE WITH MY NEW SPRAY TAN SHIT!!!!!"
you quickly try to get up and run upstairs with all the bags in your hands. quickly, run over to the mirror to see that your spray tan has a fawking imprint of the dumbasss bitchy ass step!
"SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT" you say as your trying not to cry. you feel as the world has come down crashing beneath you. all your family gathers at your house to get ready for the wedding. the only person you think that could help this would be your aunt Debrah. you run as fast as you can down the stairs, accidentally tripping over your fawking cat named fawking marice. you slide down the stairs with your face bulldozing everything in front of you. your body is zooming down those steep ass stairs, you finally come to a stop when you slammed your ugly ass bitch ass doo doo stained dick sucking cooter smelling face into the fawking door.
you quickly get up to see your spray tan face imprinted into the door. you try to ignore it to find your aunt Debrah. "AUNT FAWKING DEBRAH WHERE IS YOUR LITTLE UGLY BITCH ASS SELF?"
"right here YOU UGLY ASS BITCH!" you turn around to see Debrah fake smiling at you. "FAWKK DEBRAH I NEED YOUR HELP WITH MY MAKEUP! CAN YOU FAWKING HELP YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT?"
"yes my dear fawking niece I would be happy to make you look even more like a shit face!"
you sit down in front of Debrah to get your makeup done.
after what seems like forever, she's finally done.
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