♡[in the weirdo duo stans groupchat]♡
♡[4:54pm]♡
♡[wednesday]♡
best boy
guys helpbest boy
how long are yall gonna be in
fucking detention i swear to fuckfunsized
we'll be out in like five minutes
tadashifunsized
relax for a secondno.1 lesbian
why?? you seem like you want to
commit heinous war crimes against
yourself or someone elsebest boy
because as i said yesterdaybest boy
daichi was already mad that you got
detentions yesterdaybest boy
but then you had to go
and do the same thing the next daysaltshaker
well we're gonna be let out soon and
we still have time left for practice so
we'll be fine for nowbest boy
yeahbest boy
for now
but hurry the fuck up bc i refuse to tell
daichi that the reason all four of you got
detention was because you kept telling
deezs nuts jokes to your goddam
fucking teachersquaking bisexual
yams we're on our way now dont worryfunsized
but just a quick questionfunsized
how mad is daichi on a scale of 1 to 10best boy
remember the first practice match we had
with aoba johsai??best boy
and you served a volleyball into the back
of tobios head??best boy
angrier than kags when that happenedquaking bisexual
yikes manquaking bisexual
we're going to be dead meatno.1 lesbian
id like to take this moment and
appreciate women the best that i can
before i die at the hands of our volley
ball captain 🙏🏻saltshaker
this overdramatic motherfucker 🦆no.1 lesbian
its not overdramatic you overgrown
polequaking bisexual
guys hinatas not breathingsaltshaker
hes probably experiencing some PTSD
from that first practice match, just give
him a few minutessaltshaker
and, yachi, its not that bad for you
because we still have shimizu to be
manager if you're notquaking bisexual
i agree with kei on this onequaking bisexual
daichi probably wont kill you for thissaltshaker
but we are most definitely going to
be shouted at so much
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