"𝙸 𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐." ||𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐊𝐨𝐦𝐚||

𝕆𝕔𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕎𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕤.

I couldn't think of a better title. 

I woke up, I felt Izuru staring at me. Seriously... What the fuck. "How long have you been-" He interrupted me. "30 seconds. I'm gonna let you free. I want to see everyone's confused faces when they see you. Also Ibuki, and Hiyoko died." He said. "They what!?" I yelled. "Yeah.. Mikan killed them. Let's just say I covered for you in a way. I don't know. They author was just lazy and wanted them gone. Especially Mikan." He said. "Sheesh not even 30 seconds in the story and the fourth wall is already broken." I said... He untied me, and I went to the restaurant. "Hello everyone." I said. Everyone looked at me, and sighed. "Who the fuck let him free!?" Fuyuhiko cursed. "Damnit... now we gotta deal with you again.." Kazuichi groaned. "Yes. But who let free?" Akane asked. Everyone was confused. "Okay I let you guys have your fun. Time for my fun. I knew that you guys were gonna tie me up, Hajime using my "crush" on you to take advantage of me? Not cool. I knew almost everything you guys were gonna do, I just decided to go with it because fuck it." I said. Everyone looked disappointed af.

"So you knew this whole fucking time!?" Fuyuhiko yelled. "Oh my god. I just. fucking. explained it!" I groaned. "And if excuse me I'd like to get some food, since a certain someone didn't feed me like they were supposed to for 2 days!" I said targeting Kazuichi. "Kazuichi! You said you fed him!" Sonia yelled. "I didn't want to be around this creep!" He yelled. I got some food. And went to the corner where they wouldn't be able to see Izuru. yeah I know exactly what I'm doing. "Okay I'm here." He said quietly just magically appearing in front of me again. I was about to when he said. "Yes. I did move you to your cottage while you were asleep. Don't ask." He said looking away. "So you do care about me?" I said in a flirtly tone. "No. I don't. I just have to watch over you because... That's what I'm supposed to do. I don't care about you." He said. "Jeez you really do speak your mind, huh?" I said. I started flirting with him, he didn't mind that because I wasn't creepy about it. 

"... So do you actually like Hajime?" Izuru asked. "I guess my old self used too. But I fell out of my crush. I still admire him though." I replied. He just looked, and me with boredom, and looked over at Hajime then back at me. I finished my food, and went over to the music venue. Izuru appeared once again, scaring me again!

"Izuru. I swear to hope and despair if you keep scaring me like that!" I shouted. "I'm still not sorry. Why are we here anyway?" He asked. "I just didn't want to go back to my cottage right now. No one come here." I said. "Okay." He said. I said. I sat down on the stage while Izuru just stood 5 feet across from me. I began flirting with him again. "You really are just horny for me, huh?" He said with the same bored expression. "U-um... Fuck it. Yes." I said with no hesitation. There some awkward silence after that. I began humming a song my mom would sing me, to get to sleep. And Izuru noticed. "What song are you humming? It sounds boring, but nice." He said. "Just a song my mom would sing to me almost every night before the accident..." I said. "She would say... 'Kimi wa dekinai ko' A lot when she sang it. After she died, I realized... She was calling me useless. She wasn't wrong though!" I said. "You're not useless. You are boring though." Izuru said. 

"Thanks I guess..." I said with disappointment. I probably stared being creepy again, because he groaned. "Stop. You're getting creepy again. Atua... You're almost as worst as *her*.. Stop moaning.." He said. "Sorry..." I rubbed the back of my neck. We talked. I did most of the talking until we heard footsteps. "I don't feel like glitching away. Quick over there." He pointed towards the storage closet. we instantly ran into the closet, and stayed as quiet as possible. Izuru locked the door. "So Izuru, we're-" "Shut up. Stop wanting to get fucked right now! they're coming in." He shushed me. I frowned.. 

It was Hajime, Kazuichi, Chiaki, and Fuyuhiko, that came in. "Strange. I thought I heard voices coming from here." Chiaki said with suspicion. "Yeah. I swear I heard something too.." Akane said. "Fucking Nagito probably put a speaker in here to fuck with us." Fuyuhiko said. "We should look around. Nagito probably set up some messed up trap to kill one of us!" Kazuichi said. "Now your just getting extra paranoid, but I think we should look around.. Nagito isn't anywhere on the islands, we should just look around for safety." Hajime said.

"Shit! Izuru, what should we do!?" I shouted quietly. "... Look at the wall. I'm sure you're skinny enough to fit in there, if your not, just suck it your stomach. We'll use the wallpaper to cover us." He said. There was a narrow space in wall behind the shelves, we immendiately ran over there, Izuru grabbed the wall paper, we slithered our way into the wall, I was barely able to fit, I would've fit perfectly if it wasn't for the chain. I went in first, and Izuru went second, he manage to cover the the space between the wall. "Okay shut up. I'm sure they'll being check here any second." He said. I tried not to move much. "Izuru-" He cut me off by covering my mouth with his hand.. Maybe this isn't such a bad thing. "What did I just say? Shut up." He said taking his hand off of my mouth. I shut my mouth after that. We heard someone trying to open the door. 

"What the fuck? Hey guys the door won't open! Don't fucking tell me it's locked! Damnit!!" Fuyuhiko cursed from the other side of the door. "Okay either a dead body is there, or Nagito is fucking with us." Akane said. They all tried to open the door, but couldn't. Of course they can't it's lock.

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"I don't think it's glue. the door is definitely locked." Chiaki said. "Okay where's the key to open it?" I said. "The only way you can lock it, is from the inside. I don't think there's a get out from inside. I think Nagito must be inside still." Chiaki said. We did manage to open the door, and looked around for Nagito. "Chiaki, you said Nagito should be in here! And we can't find him!" Kazuichi said. "No. Someone's gotta be in here. I heard two voices coming from this room." Akane said. "Why the fuck are we even doing this in the first place?" Fuyuhiko asked. "We're supposed to be looking for Nagito. Remember? We need to ask him something." I said. I was checking the shelves, for any types of trap of some-sort. I swear I heard a chain. I was about to check behind the shelf, when I heard Kazuichi's voice call out for me. "Hey Hajime! There's nothing here, let's get going." He said. "Okay!" I said following them. I closed the door before I left.

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Thank luck! I let out a sigh of relief. Izuru moved the wallpaper, and we slid out of the narrow area. "We should wait for a while. We don't know if their gonna come back or not." Izuru told me. "Yeah I guess so." I said.. "You're chain almost got us caught. Why were you moving?" Izuru asked. "I was getting more comfortable." I said. He sighed, and sat on the floor, in the same position he always sits in, I sat across him. We stared at each other for a moment. Before I started wheezing uncontrollably, and blushing madly. "I get it you're for horny for me! But calm down... You're not getting fucked." He said. "I can understand why your wheezing your illness. But the blushing?" He added. After I stopped being a psycho, we went back to my trash cottage. "I'm sorry for.. Being all crazy around you again, when I promised I wouldn't be.. I can't help it sometimes." I apologized. "It's fine. I know it's not your fault.." He said. "Can I play with hair again? My hair is too long." He added. I smiled, and nodded. I sat on the bed, and he sat behind me. He began running his hands through my hair.

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"I think I'm gonna confess to him soon."
"Okay. I'll be cheering you on!"

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Cliffhanger~~~