Prettier Than Pretty [JongSang]

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Yunho
So

Jongho
So

Mingi
So

Yeosang
So

Yunho
Soooooooo

Welcome back to 'double date plans' where we actually should plan our double date that we were supposed to go on like two months ago

I'm Yunho and I'll be your host for tonight

Mingi
Oh yeah I forgot about that

Yeosang
Same

Jongho
Mingi you literally suggested it

M

ingi
Bitch

You really think I can remember stuff?

Ha

Yeosang
Mood tho

I don't remember any of y'all's birthdays lmao

I just remember like... When I talked to Jongho and he mentioned you guys for the first time

Mingi
Awwww omg Jjong talks about us?

Yunho

Jongho
Wait a fucking minute

I told you about everyone

EVERYONE

including seongjoong

Yeosang
Oops-

Jongho
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME HWA WAS YOUR BROTHER BACK THEN

Yeosang
IDK MAN

Didn't wanna be just hwa's brother for you ig

Yunho
Tea....

Jongho
Baby:(

Yeosang
Anyways what were you thinking about Yun

Yunho
You sure? Bc idk of this is the right timing-

Jongho
Just do it

Yeosang
Just do it

Mingi
👁️👄👁️

Yunho
So

New Spiderman movie just dropped

And y'all know I'm a hoe for spiderman

So I was thinking maybe tomorrow we could go?

And go to dinner afterwards so that it actually feels like a date dbbfjznsjxjjxjc

Jongho
Sounds awesome tbh

Yeosang
Mhm

Mingi
FUCK YEAH

But you're not taking the spiderman suit

Yunho
But-

Mingi
Yunnie

Yunho
Fine

All I get in life is struggles

Jongho
You have a spiderman suit?

Yunho
Yep

Since Halloween 2017

Best night of my life

Other than when I ended up having to clean up Sannie's vomit after he got super drunk and threw up all over Hongjoong hyung and the floor

Jongho
OHHHHH YEAH

Yep I remember now

He also almost sold his liver or smth right?

Mingi
Yeah

To wooyoung

Yeosang
👁️👄👁️

Why does wooyoung want San's liver-

Jongho
Why did you want to kidnap me back when we had just met?

Yeosang
First of all YOU CONSENTED

I'm a decent person, okay?

Second of all it wasn't for your liver

Not JUST for your liver at least

Mingi
BRUH WHAT

Yunho
This convo feels illegal to read

Should I call 119 or...?

Jonho
Nah

Can't deal with jail rn

We have a double date to attend

Mingi
Fuck the law

Yeosang
Exactly.

Yunho
SPIDERMAN

A/N

Super rushed chapter but holy fuck no way home was so good I can't

To anyone asking about my art account it's @/SAI.TINY on Instagram.

Other than that, I might be a little slower (so really slow) on updates next week because bruh the amount of tests I have in the next two weeks is so overwhelming

Anyways haha follow me on ig🤪🤡✨😩