Prettier Than Pretty [JongSang]

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Seonghwa
Y'all better fucking explain

Hongjoong
Engagement ring????

Mingi
Hahaha so like

Uhmmmm

About that

Jongho
WE'RE FUCKING LISTENING

Mingi
Funny story actually

So like

Hehe

Uhm

San
FUCKING SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

Mingi
Sheesh okay

Remember when we talked about marriage and all that

And I told you guys I need to think about what to tell Yunho the next morning

Yeosang
Yeah bitch

Go on

Yunho
We talked

About ✨marriage✨

San
Okay and

Wooyoung
That's cute but what happened AFTER

Mingi
Chill

We decided that we do want to get married

Jongho
Great, AND??

Mingi
Bitch what could possibly happen after that

Jongho
Rude ass

Yunho
He proposed properly a week later

We're officially engaged

Seonghwa
I'M??!!?#!$!?#!$!$?#&?_!!_?

AND I WASN'T TOLD?$?_#?"?!"?#?#!"!$??

AM I A JOKE TO YOU?????

Yunho
Yes

Mingi
Yes

Yeosang
Yes

Seonghwa
ZIP IT

San
I WASN'T TOLD EITHER?$?!__!&!?$!&?$?_

I TOLD Y'ALL TO GET MARRIED

Mingi
CHILLLLLL

WE WANTED TO TELL YOU AFTER SEONGJOONG'S WEDDING

Hongjoong
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONSIDERATION

Yunho
I-

HYUNG WHAT

Jongho
I FEEL FUCKING BETRAYED

Wooyoung
YUNHO?????

Yunho
WOOYOUNG?????

Wooyoung
I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BESTIE??????

Yunho
I hate it here

Mingi
Yep

Yeosang
So like

Congrats🥳🥳🥳

Don't take me cake tasting please 🥳✨🥳✨🥳✨🥳✨🥳✨🥳✨

Yunho
Noted

Yeosang
Ugh ily

Jongho
👁️👄👁️

Mingi
Shut up

Jongho
Sorry I don't listen to traitors

Mingi
EXCUSE ME

Suck my dick

Jongho
Ew no idk where that shit was

Hongjoong
Probably up Yunho's ass

San
Or in his mouth

Yunho
Can confirm it was both

Jongho
Fucking nasty

Mingi
Keep crying about it

Jongho
The only one crying here would be your boyfriend once he gets the news that you were stabbed to death with the blade of my wrath❤️

Mingi
I-

Yunho
Jjong what-

San
Uhm👁️👄👁️

Seonghwa
What the actual fuck

Wooyoung
DAMN BOY

Hongjoong
This kid scares me

Yeosang
I've never been more proud in my life

Mingi
BITCH WHAT

Yunho
PARK YEOSANG

Yeosang
Ew don't call me Park

Seonghwa
That's your name you ass

Yeosang
Yeah but it's also yours🤢

Anyways

Imma take a nap

So y'all have fun with your engagement or whatever while I think about my own

Jongho
Wait what

Yeosang
Goodnight 🥰😋😴🌜✨

Jongho
Sang👁️👄👁️

A/N

Kinda crusty, kinda bad, super short, don't really care rn.

I'm still on hiatus but I missed y'all😩

Also I need y'all's opinions because right now I have 7 stories in my drafts and uhhhhhh 3 of them are jongsang and one is kimd of a oneshot book that includes jongsang and I'm wondering if I should publish the prologue for one of those fics that I just started writing jsbdnsnzn

Anyways how are y'all doing? I'm currently no brain head empty idek how, when and why I opened wattpad