(If you haven't heard the attack on titan theme song before or seen the anime this might not make sense so I'm adding a video of the theme song to this chapter but it might not work so you might just have to search it up yourself or watch attack on titan it's up to you. also this is un-edited and sorry if the characters are ooc~Paige)
Paige:"please Germany?"
Germany:"nein[1]"
Paige:"please"
Germany:"no"
Paige:"pretty please with a cherry tomato on top"
Germany:"how many times do I have to say no?"
Paige:*does Tamaki puppy dog eyes* "please Germany just once"
Germany:"fine but only once"
Paige:"yes!"
Germany:*sings* "sie sind das Essen und wir sind die jäger[2]"
Paige:*clicks stop record on phone recorder* "thanks Germany now to set this as my ringtone on my phone"
Germany:"ja, ok.... VAIT SET IT AS YOUR RINGTONE?"
Paige:"yep see I recorded it" *shows phone with the recording of him singing and plays it to Germany*
Germany:"delete Zhat right now"
Paige:"nope"
Germany:"Paige delete zhat right now or I vill delete it for you"
Paige:"no I don't think I will delete it"
Germany:*tries and grabs phone* "delete it now!"
Paige:*runs away as fast as Italy does when he sees England and sees jade and willow 5,000 meters away from Germany* "hey guys listen to this"
Jade:"listen to what?"
Paige:"this" *plays recording of Germany singing*
Jade and willow:*laughing*
Willow:"how the hell did you get that recording anyways?"
Paige:*is about to speak but is interrupted*
Germany:"*yells* "PAIGE GET BACK HERE AND DELETE ZHAT RIGHT NOW!"
Paige:"sorry guys gotta run" *runs away even faster then before*
Germany:"damn it Paige" *starts to run and gets stopped by jade*
Jade:"just let her go your never going to catch her when she's running like that"
Germany:"fine but if she shows zhat to anyvone else..."
>timeskip to a few days later at the world conference<
Countries:*trying not to laugh while listening to something on their phones*
Germany:"vhat's so funny?"
Countries:*does ultimate pokerface* "nothing"
Prussia:*forgets to put headphones in the phone,puts volume to full and presses play*
Countries:*hears a familiar voice singing "sie sind das Essen und wir sind die jäger"*
Germany:*is obviously embarrassed and has slight blush that no one can see* "PAIGE!!!!!!"
Paige:*walks into conference room* "yes Germany? Do you need something or can I go back to listening to anime theme songs and reading fanfics on wattpad?"
Japan:*cuts off Germany from speaking* "what theme songs are you ristening to?"
Paige:*grins evilly while looking at Germany* "I'm listening to the attack on titan theme song, the first one the one where it goes" *plays the version of the song that Germany sang*
Countries:*laughs uncontrollably*
Germany:"PAIGE IM GOING TO KILL JOU!"
Paige:"your going to have to catch me first" *runs out of conference room*
Germany:*chases Paige out of the conference room and after awhile catches her,grabs her phone and deletes the song of Germany singing off of her phone* "it's finally deleted"
Paige:*mumbles*"you wouldn't have caught me if I didn't see the new anime store"
Germany:"vhat vas zhat?"
Paige:"nothing"
>another time skip to a few days later<
Italy:*randomly appears* "hey, hey Germany"
Germany:"what is it now Italy?"
Italy:"what's this?" *shows phone to Germany*
Germany:*sees text sent before he deleted the song off of Paige's phone*
Italy:*clicks play and hears Germany singing and laughs* "is that-a you singing Germany?
Germany:"Scheiße[3]I forgot about the other countries they must have it on their phones as well" *walks away to find Paige and thinks of ways to get her back for embarrassing him*
>another time skip<
Paige:"but Germany"
Germany:"no buts, now get running"
Paige:"fine" *starts running laps around a race track(the ones that you run on not the one that you drive on)*
>time skip to 6am the next day<
Paige:*is still running then passes out and collapses onto the ground from exhaustion*
Germany:*drives over to the track and gets out of the car to see Paige on the floor passed out* "wow, did she actually run all night?"
Paige:"yes, yes I did run all night dummkopf[4]" *and then passes out from exhaustion*
Germany:*is about to somehow take Paige back to her house when he hears someone singing and looks at Paige*
Paige:*starts singing thnks fr th mmrs (don't judge it was the first song I could think of) in her sleep*
Germany:"is she singing... in her sleep?" *smiles evilly, takes out phone and starts recording her singing and then takes her back to her house*
>time skip to like 1 in the afternoon<
Paige:*wakes up with a killer headache So goes into the medicine cabinet and takes some Painkillers then hears knocking at the front door so goes and sees who it is* "who is it?"
Italy:"it's-a me Italy" *sees door open and Paige standing in the door way*
Paige:"hey Italy what are you doing here?"
Italy:"I just wanted to know did you really sing for Germany? Cause you never sing for anyone "
Paige:"sing For Germany?....... WAIT, WHAT?"
Italy:"please don't-a yell at me I just wanted to know"
Paige:"even if I did how do you know?"
Italy:"Germany sent me a recording of you singing see" *plays recording*
Paige:*listens to the song that Germany sent Italy and left eye twitches slightly in anger while listening to the song* "I'm going to kill him"
>later that day at the world conference<
Countries:*walk in to see Paige sitting in her seat and Germany tied up and is in the corner of the room and then all of the country's anime sweat drop*
Japan:"Paige what happened to Germany?"
Paige:"nothing happened to Germany and if everyone keeps their mouth shut about my singing which I know all of you have heard then nothing will happen to all of you either"
Japan:"but he's tied up in that corner over there"
Paige:"no he's not"
Japan:"but he is, everyone can see him and he's creary in that corner over there tied up"
Paige:"if you keep disagreeing with me there's no guarantee that you won't end up in a corner tied up as well"
Countries:*looks extremely scared and all of them sit down in their seats*
Paige:"Okay since Germany is temporarily unavailable right now I'll be running this meeting so would anyone like to report an issue that we could potentially solve at this meeting?"
Italy:*raises hand*
Paige:"yes Italy?"
Italy: "PASTA!"
Anyways finally finished this chapter and I didn't really know how to end it so it just kept getting longer and longer so sorry about that I might end up doing a part two because of the ending but I dunno also this is the first crack that i have ever written so it will most likely suck and I was like really tired when I wrote this so I will most likely change it a bit soon~Paige
(Update, I changed some of this but yet again I am tired and will most likely change it again soon~Paige)
Translations
[1]nein-no
[2]sie sind das Essen und wir sind die jäger-You are the prey and we are the hunters Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.
[3]Scheiße-shit
[4]dummkopf-idiot or dumb head
(For the sie sind das Essen und wir sind die jäger part I just googled it I do do German in school but seriously I doubt my German teacher even knows what anime is)
