Jade : *in the middle off a world conference* I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Germany : jade no
Willow : Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Evens : guys not here
Jade :Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
America: XI that's not true
England : actually it's very true
Willow : *giggling* And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
Mexico: .....
Jade: *also giggling* Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.
China: do you like have a death wish or something
Willow : I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
Jade :I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
Jamaica : I'm going to kill you
Willow : And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
Jade :If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
Poland : hey I'm not dumb !!!! 😤
Willow and jade: I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Jade: aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
Willow : And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French.
Italy : crying
German: *gives willow an evil look*
Willow :Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
Africa: *laughing*
Jade :I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose.
Willow : *hugs Russia* uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
Jade: They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean penis.
Evans : I don't know you
Willow and jade :I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Jade and willow: *grabs Evans*
All 3 of them :All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
[repeat 4x]
They hump sheep [repeat 3x]
Evans : *face palm * why the Frick did I sing that
Willow and jade: I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Jade and willow : *link arms and bow down *
Jade : and that my friends is how you piss off every single country
Willow : ummmm jade i think we need to run
