The KFC showdown
Hey, my name is y/n. And my life is kind of crazy
I woke up after crying myself to sleep because my grandpa, my mamaw, my dad, my cousin, my mom, my brother's 2nd cousin removed twice’s sister in law and my cat all died in a fire before I was born. All I have left is my drunken uncle. I walked down stairs to go to school
“G-g-g-g-good morning” i whimper
“SHUT UP YOU USELESS CHILD” hey screams at me
I run out of the house and walk to school through hurricane tortilla
I start beatboxing as soon as I get to school to impress my crush, Harry styles. He was a bad boy and never looked both ways when he crossed the streets owo
He looked at me and sprinted to me grabbing my stick like 2’2 body and threw be through a brick wall
“NOBODY LOVES YOU” he screams in his deep sexy voice as he stares at me with his bright green orbs
Suddenly colonel sanders bursts in the door with his sexy tan skin and perfect white hair and beard
“Oh howdy there ma” Colonel Sanders takes Harry and grips him, throwing him across the hall “you should've brought the 2 for 1 family special with extra mayo whipped up by my great grandpa with cum on the side” he says in his deep country accent.
Harry styles gets up from on the ground and turns into the Alpha wolf and growls at colonel sanders, colonel sanders puts his arm across my chest to protect me just then he turns into the fried chicken beast i am applauded
y/n stands up with two broken legs and a broken arm from the fall
“D-d-d-d-d-d-dont fight!”
She screams with a voice so high pitch it breaks ryan reynolds glasses
Colonel Sanders shoots a chicken leg out of his finger tips at Harry Styles’ right big toe.
¨hhadfhfdhhjsdfhjhfshjhdfhjdfhdhfdhjfdshkjhsfkhjfhjhqjwjkbfsbjbhisfjnhjsgjlsdjhsdfhfroihfljdsffoishfdjkdfhosirhrihisoisjfdsjhfhkrihoeihjdfjkcnkvnjfsjnnsjkfg¨ said Harry in his deep british accent with his green orbs sparkling
¨g-g-g-g-g-g-guys p-p-pp-p-please stopppp!!!!!!!¨i screamed in my high pitched voice they both then turned to look at my small 2’2 stature
I wobble towards both of them with my skinny ass chicken legs, out of nowhere “OMG EDWARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE” edward cullen my bff since birth appeared out of nowhere. His pasty white skin was glowing like a glow in the dark sticker.
