A/N POV :-
Whoever thought that Namjesus was going to allow some newbie god to torture him for the rest of eternity was oh so wrong. He would get out one way or the other.
The question was how. Maybe he could stack all the crabs on top of each other and he would be able to get out?
No. That was too easy. He'd have to find another way. Curse the curses of gods.
Wait... What if thats all he has to do? Reverse the curse, by cursing the curse? Hey, no harm in trying right?
"Make the curse reverse! I curse upon the curse!"Namjesus screams at the top of his lungs.
No luck.
Namjesus POV :-
How will I get out!?!!?!11!!//!//?1 I hate my life. Wait..... Who- who's that? Its a girl? What's she doing down here? Is shE TALKING TO MY CRABS???!!?!?1?1?/1./1?1//1/!!/??
??? POV :-
"uni ipi ipi ipi ipi ipi" I say trying to speak to the crabs, best as i can.... No luck. UGHH. Why can't these STUPID CRABS just understand me?!
Maybe if I just speak really slowly to them?
"HIII... MY... NAME... LISA" I try to explain with vague hand movements.
Namjesus POV :-
Her name's Lisa? Sounds DELUSIONAL is what she sounds like. PlEAse my crabs have never been able to communicate with even me. How does she expe- tHEY UNDERSTAND HER??!!!?!/?!
Lisa POV :-
How the fuck did they understand me. Eh, who cares all I'm trying to do is speak to them. I find it best to not overthink these things.
"YO... I... WANT... CRABS... TO... DANCE... IN... NEW... MUSIC... VEDIO" I say. Bruh... They still understand me. Eh, I don't care as long as they do what I want.
A/N POV :-
Namjesus notices the crabs agreeing to whatever this crazy freak was telling them. Now was his chance! He finally got to escape!! Thank Jimin!!!
Lisa is relieved as the crabs agree to dance in her new music video about crabs. She had arranged for a shiny, new set and a new choreography she called the 'crab dance'. SHUT UP!!!1!! Lisa was very creative with names, ok?!?!??!?!??//?!!/11
"HEY!! HEYYYY!! HEEEEEEEEEEY!!! YOOOO!!! YO! YOOOO!! HEY HEYEYYYYYYYYYY!! HEY!1!!1!!11! YOO@111!11" She hears someone screaming. Who the fuck was this bozo. And what were they doing on the bottom of the ocean? I mean, she knew what she was doing here but what were they doing here?
Namjesus POV :-
Shit, was I too extra? No no no no. Remeber what Jimin told you... "You can never be too extra."
Lisa POV :-
I hate people who scream, especially under the ocean. Ew! Who was this crazy fucker?! UGH!! I JUST WANNA HIM TO STOP PLEAASEEEE!!!!!!!!!11!!
A/N POV :-
Bruh. I've had enough of this shit seriously I just wanna retire... I'll quit school and beg on the street. It's better than Writing shitty fanfics anyway. I seriously wish i was homeless or didnt like have an internet connection rn.
what you thought this was part of the story? No, fricker. Its me ranting about my own fic to strangers online.
Namjesus POV :-
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The Wrath of God Brings Consequences
General Fictionhi... this is an ironic story i made in the middle of my math class (ya know the best time to write fanfics). it was made to mock other y/n fanfics and hence will not be perfect (because we all know there's no way in 100 years that y/n fanfics will...
