A/N POV :-
"Wait!" Eun-woo exclaims.
"WHAT" Jisoo groans.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww--w-w-w-w-ww-what will happen if we go in there?"
"Bitch if you DONT stop stuttering."
"K, but what will happen once we're inside? Won't they like, call the police?"
"Buddy, pal, MY GUY, Eun-woo, they won't even have a chance. We're going to knock them out the moment we get in there."
"Yeah, but... They really do look like they're in love... Do we have to-"
"Look, technically this is completely your plan. I'm just following what you said... SO DON'T TELL ME TO BACK OFF NOW. I refuse. Remember, this is for Y/N. OK?"
"Yeah... Maybe you're right. It's just, Never mind."
"It's just what?"
"It's nothing, let's just go."
"OK"
Jisoo and Eun-woo slowly approach Bitchface's front door and try to burst in when Jungkook opens the door.
"I'll be back soo- WHAT THE FUCK" Jungkook screams looking t the hugeass bats in their hands.
"Shhhh!" Jisoo exclaims, covering his mouth with her hand.
"Fot do you font?!!?!??!?!??!1" Jungdick says.
"Just shut up thanks" Jisoo says smiling.
"Fell, youhr handfs afre sftihll ohn mhfy fasce" Jungcock says.
"Actually, can I ask you something Jisoo?" Eun-woo asks from the side.
"Ye, sure why not?" Jisoo answers.
"OK, well, now that he's here and we've tied him up to a chair... should we just ask if we can knock him out?" Eunwoo whisper asks.
"OMG, are you kidding me"
"No, I just, I just think it would be polite, you know?"
"You wanna ask him? If you can knock him out? What do you think he's gonna say, dumbass?"
"You know what, I'm just gonna do it. You're not my boss."
"OK, fine."
Eunwoo walks up to the place where Junglebook is tied up and puts his hand on Jay kay's shoulder.
"So, will ya let me go?" Jungcockadoodledoo asks.
"Yah! You pabo! I'm not here to let you go." Eun-woo answers.
"Ugh, why not?"
"Cause, I need to ask you something."
"Shoot. It's not like it's going to hurt me."
"Yah! Listen to the question first! Can I beat you up? And potentially put you into a coma?"
"I- did you seriously just ask me that? Well, sure why not?"
"Are you fucking kidding me." Jisoo says from the side.
"Yah! Jisoo! SHUT UP! And you-" Eun-woo points to Mowgli "-Thanks for allowing us to do this!"
"Arassou, bitch" Jisoo says.
"No problem, er, I didn't quite catch your name?" taehyungie's boyfriend asks.
"It's Eu-"
"BITCH AND FUCKER! That's our names. Hi, I'm Fucker!" Jisoo says.
"Oh. Those are weird names." bitchass says with visible confusion.
"Yeah, our parents were kind of weird." Jisoo says, matter-of-factly.
"ok." JK says.
"ok" Eun-woo says.
"ok" Jisoo says.
Y/N POV :-
OH MY GOD.
Where are Jisoo and Eunwooooooo. I'm dying to find out. Where did they even go??????????? It's so confusing??????????????/ WHAT DID JISOO NEED A DUCK FOR????
Jisoo POV :-
The duck comes in handy now! Hell yeah! I finally get to use my antarctic duck!
"But you don't find ducks in antarctica" Eun-woo says from the side.
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" I scream.
"Wow OK, I was just saying."
"Now, this won't hurt at all, OK?" I say to Jungkook
"OK" He says.
A/N POV:-
Jisoo brings her baseballl bat over her head and strikes. Ow, that looked like it hurt.
"Did you really have to hit that hard?" Eun-woo asks.
"If you don't shut up right now, I'll knock you out as well. Got it?" Jisoo replies.
"Woah, it was just a question calm down"
"OK, time to go back home"
"K, but- should I go back to my dorm, or like accompany you to urs??"
"Good qestion. Let's talk about horses."
"OK. They're like super annoying. Attention seeking bitches."
"I KNOW RIGHT. Like shut the fuck up, what's up with the neighing."
So, Jisoo and Eun-woo continued walking to towards BLACKPINK's dorm with Jungkook slung on Jisoo's shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
Jisoo knocks on BLACKPINK's hugeass front gate and Rose opens the door.
"Jisoo?" Rosé asks "Where were you? We were looking for you."
"Ah. Well, never mind that." Jisoo replies.
"Also why is Jungkook on your shoulder like that?"
"Oh! Don't mind that! We just knocked him out!" Eun-woo interuppts.
"Yah! Eun-woo I swear to god." Jisoo says in shock.
"Um,OK? Get in both of u" Rosee says.
"Lmao im still awake frickers" Jungbabie says.
"how!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!" Jiso o screams.
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The Wrath of God Brings Consequences
General Fictionhi... this is an ironic story i made in the middle of my math class (ya know the best time to write fanfics). it was made to mock other y/n fanfics and hence will not be perfect (because we all know there's no way in 100 years that y/n fanfics will...
