Long Long man and Tooru both smile. Long Long Man picks up Tooru bridal style and together they walk up to the altar. He sets Tooru down, and gets on one knee.
Long Long Man: Since there's a pastor here already, I think it's the perfect time... Tooru, will you marry me?
The crowd gasps. Tooru puts a hand to his mouth in shock.
Tooru: Long Long Man, I.
Tooru leaps and hugs Long Long Man.
Tooru: I would love to.
The two make eye contact and indulge in a passionate kiss in front of a crying Chi Chan.
Pastor: If the two parties seem to be willing, and I'm still getting paid, I find no reason to not wed these two men. Well then, I'll skip the formalities. Long Long Man, do you take Tooru as your lawful wedded husband?
Long Long Man: I do.
Pastor: Tooru, do you wish to be wed to Long Long Man.
Tooru: I do. And I'm never gonna give you up, and I certainly won't let you down...
Pastor: Then without further ado I pronounce you husband and wife. Wait shit wrong script. AHEM. I pronounce you husband and husband, you may now kiss the groom.
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Long long man, a queer love story
FanfictionA fanfic based on an incredible Japanese ad that features the iconic "long long man"
