You wake up at 7am on Sunday to music blasting. Why? Because yo Mama don't know what meaning of peace and quiet is.
She comes in your room singing loud and dancing to the music. It just so happens that she has cleaning supplies with her. She embarrassingly moonwalks over to your bed and places the bucket of cleaning supplies and rags onto your bedside table.
"Get up and help me clean girl, there ain't no maids up in here." she turns and proceeds to sideways slide out of your room door beginning to once again sing annoyingly loud and proud.
"Ma it's Sunday morning" you whine as you check the time on your lock Screen clock "AND IT'S 9AM" you say unintentionally yelling.
"GIRL STOP YELLING THROUGH MY DAMN HOUSE" She yells at you, yelling for yelling. 'What sense do that make' you think to yourself as you get out of bed and walk out your room.
"My bad ma" you groan returning to your normal voice volume and begin spraying the walls.
(Timeskip cause I can❤️)
You lay on the couch exhausted after finally finishing the 2nd and 3rd floor of the house. "Wait a damn minute" you mumble opening your eyes as soon as you realize that the only one of her children cleaning was you.
"Nah nah nah, cause that ain't fair" you huff getting up and heavily walking to the hallway of your siblings rooms.
"AYE YO GET OUT HERE YOU COTTON PICKERS." You yell out loudly. The only person who decides to come out is DaeDae, wearing a dark purple bonnet, black basketball shorts, and a gray fuzzy blanket.
"Nigga what do you want, it is too fuckin early for all this yelling." He grumbles rubbing the sleep out his eyes while yawning.
"I wanna know why mama ain't make y'all clean this morning?" You say lookin up at him mad as hell.
(Listen y'all are like 5'2 to 5'4. This man is 6'3 so bare with me)
"Oh I don't know, prolly cause we did our chores last night while yo lil ass was sleep." He leans on the doorframe wit his eyes slightly squinted. "Ooooo, that's my bad lil homie" you take a step back with your hands up knowing damn well you in the wrong.
"Imma let yo giraffe build ass go back to sleep now" you say walking away from his door to go Jaylen's room. "You need to shut yo short ass up" he yawns one last time before closing his door and plopping back into his bed.
Opening her door you see the wild she-beast with her bonnet half off her head, crusty drool on the right side of her face, along with her right arm and leg hanging off the side of her bed. You tiptoe over to the side of her bed and quickly snap a pic before saving it to an album labeled 'Weird Sibling Pics🤨'
You roll onto her back before relaxing your full body weight. She immediately wakes up with slight difficulty breathing under your body pressure. "B-Bitch get the f-fuck off" she coughs hard attempting to roll you off.
"N-Nahhh I don't t-think I will" you mock her stuttering, not fazed by her frantic movements. She grips onto your 4a-4c nigganaps and then next thing you know, you're on the floor. "Stop pullin on my hair before you make me baldheaded you weirdo" you huff getting off the floor.
"Then stop coming into my room and laying on top of me while I'm sleeping" she exclaims trying to catch her breath. "Nah I'm good, but thanks for the offer though. "You walk to the door and leave before walking into your room, grabbing a towel along with, soap, and hair products.
Going into the bathroom and flicking on the light you place your items on the sink counter. You quickly turn on the shower and wait for the water to get warm.
(Yall know what happens in there so timeskip ❤️)
Getting out of the showerstand in front of the mirror and wonder what you're gonna do about the mess on top of your head. After about 5 minutes of thinking you part a straight line down the middle of your head and slick both sides into 2 puffs.
You walk out the bathroom wrapped in a towel and go into your overly messy closet to find an outfit for the day.
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(Imagine something else if you don't like dis)
You grab your phone and purse then walk into Dylon's room after knocking. "Aye I'm bout to go to the store, you want something?" You step into his room scrolling through the notification station on the lock screen of your phone.
"Uhhhh- what store you goin to?"
"Jackie's Mom's store cause ion feel like going to Walmart."
"Oh aight, then just get me a sprite and a big ass bag of cheese doodles" He gets up off his bed to turn on his TV and load up his ps5.
"That's it? No candy?" You look up from your phone confused.
"Oh shit, yeah get me some skittles, tropical fish, and tropical starburst."
"Aight I'll be back, love you" you say turning to leave while looking back at your phone.
"Love you too n/n" he says loading up GTA5.
Walking to DaeDae's room you knock on his door and then walk in. "Bro what you want from the store?" He looks over from his phone and at you before answering
"Lemme get some Purple Doritos, a Honeybun, and some Oreos."
"Aight I got you, love you" walking through the door backwards. "Love ya too" he says looking back at his phone as you close his door. 'Now it's Jay's turn' you think walking down the hall and knock on her room door before walking in.
"JayJay I'm goin to the store- what do you want?"
She lifts her body up from the side her bed and looks at you. "Gummy bears, a white can of monster, and a bag of hot Cheetos."
"Okay, love you lil gremlin" you smile at her before walking through the door. "Love you too loser" she chuckles before leaning back over the side of her bed.
Word count: 1110
Wassup my fellow nigglets- I know I'm not the best at writing, but here is da first chapter/Episode thingy 😁. My brain likes to come up with random stuff sooo enjoy. Currently y'all are located in New Jersey (Only cause that's where I'm from). Lemme know how this was. BYEEEEE❤️
