Y/n POV
I pulled into the garage since it was already open, although it wasn't open when I left. I grab all the stuff out from the passenger seat before getting out of the car and locking the doors behind me.
The front door was cracked open, which is weird cause it was definitely locked when I left. I put the bags on the kitchen table before removing my pocket knife from the side of my sports bra.
Slowly walking through the living and dining room I see that it's trashed even though it was perfectly cleaned before I left.
"DYLON."
I hear Jay yell out. Beginning to run upstairs taking the steps 2 at a time, I rush into her room to see that it's trashed and she's being dragged by her ankles by Dylon. Turns out the entire mess was from her trying to get away from him.
I let out a huge sigh of relief before raising my voice. "AYE- LISTEN UP YOU CROTCH GOBLINS, Momma had me clean the entire house this morning so go clean up y'all's mess. I'm not playing."
"Aight we got you, sorry." Dylon said kicking Jay in the her back as he holds her by her ponytail. I slightly tuck my lips in to avoid laughing at her noises of pain and turn around beginning my walk back into the kitchen.
I pick up the black plastic bags containing my snacks along with the porch monkeys snacks. Before I go to walk upstairs, I see a only to see a letter from the one and only UA High. Overwhelmed with a rush of mixed emotions I tear it open to reveal if I got in or not.
To:Y/N L/N
From:UA High school
Dear Ms.L/N,
It is with great pleasure that we inform you of your acceptance to the Hero Course of UA High. You have been given this opportunity in recognition of your personal and scholastic achievements.
You have been placed in class 1A with the teacher being, Shota Aizawa. Wednesday of next week you will be starting your classes. We understand that USA time and Japan time is completely different and that the letter was sent a few days after the starting of school.
There was a starter package sent along with this letter containing: Your dorm room key, school uniform, and pre-paid plane ticket.
Sincerely,
Principal Nezu
(End of letter)
"I GOT IN MOTHAFUCKAS, SUCK MY BIG BLACK DICK NIGGAAAAA!" I scream out in excitement as I start jumpin around the kitchen. I pulled out my phone and FaceTime my best friend since kindergarten, Keishon.
(Ring A Ling A Ding Dong)
"Mmm- Hello?" Kei answers in an annoyingly groggy sleepy voice with his phone facing his ear like a dumbass.
"Number one; it's a FaceTime you imbecile. Number two; guess what." I start to look around the kitchen looking for a Chinese food panphlit.
"You finally got a boyfriend?" He chuckled finally lookin at the camera.
"No smart ass, guess again" I reply rolling my eyes trying not to smile in excitement.
"I'm not a fuckin mind reader you idiot, jus tell me cause I'm too tired for this bullshit." He asked hella confused.
Sucking my teeth brewing up an attitude, I look at the camera mean mugging him. "Since you wanna be a lil party pooper-" I took a picture of the letter and sent it to him. "Go check yo messages, NOW."
He groans in a whiny tone, highly annoyed at himself for even waking up to answer his phone. After he opened the image I sent him, he completely woke up in shock after reading it.
"Oh shit- congratulations Nugget"
"Thanks Kei and what did I say about callin me that stupid ass name? Anyway imma let you go back to sleep."
"Aight, peace out Nugget"
"Byeeee" I hang up and slide my phone onto my back pocket before cutting open the box the letter was on top of with my pocket knife. 'Oh hell no- ain't no mothafuckin way' I think as I give the short skirt an awkward white person smile.
(Y'all know damn well you know what I'm talkin bout)
"You know what. Lemme just try, cause it's prolly ain't even that bad." I mumble walking into the bathroom with the whole outfit. I put on the shirt, and button it before, pulling the skirt up my thighs and over my ass, sliding the socks up my thighs, and putting on the blazer.
"GIMITTY FUCKIN CRICKETS" I yell looking at my reflection. The skirt covers about 2 inches below my ass, the socks are too tight around my thighs causing the thickness to spill over, but the shirt and blazer both look fine.
"See no, why must the bottom shit be so damn small" I mumbled taking everything off. I walk out of the bathroom with a black sports bra along with some green Rick and Morty boxers. Then decided to walk into my room to put on some black sweats, black oversized black Tee, and a fuzzy blanket.
(Time skip because I can🤪)
"AYE- BRING YALLS COTTON PICKIN ASSES TO THE KITCHEN...PLEASE" I yell from the kitchen since the Italian pizza that I ordered finally arrived.
"You gon stop talkin to me like that lil girl" DaeDae shouts while running down the stairs. "I think the fuck not, but okay" I reply. Dylon and The Cockroach walk up from the basement. "Wassup ?" Dylon asked lookin at his phone.
"Aight, the pizza is here, but which one of you blackies drank my brisk?" I ask holding the empty bottle up. "Actually no, who drank it and then had the damn audacity to put the empty bottle in the fridge" I say matter of factly.
"DaeDae did it" Jay and Dylon say in sync. "Aye yo, y'all some fuckin snitches" DaeDae huffs shaking his head. "Nigga I'm not even mad that you drank it, I'm mad at the fact that yo stupid ass PUT THE EMPTY BOTTLE BACK" you shout hella frustrated at the dumbassness.
"Calm down, I'll buy you another one " he says walking to the counter to sit on it. "Thanks HomieG" I say gangstaly as I slap his back before throwing the empty bottle away.
"Davion if there's mad chairs to sit on, why the hell do you sit on the counter?" Jay asks genuinely lost.
"I don't know, I jus feel like it." He replies shrugging his shoulders nonchalantly. "Aight so I got 2 boxes of extra large Italian cheese pizza so-" I was cut off by a round of loud ass bangs from outside.
All of us stood completely still looking at each other, before continuing our conversation hella unfazed. "So as I was about to say. Grab a plate and 2 slices cause them mothafuckas is big as hell. Then come sit in the living room so we can watch a movie together."
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